you know...you could make a story outa these...i think it would be good...sorry typing wile thinking to mutch hehe...but i still think they could be a story...bothe of these.

*moan* Utterly beautiful.. am quite wordless..

Decisions, decisions. cock or penis? slang or medical?

Oh, well.

Did you know 25% of all male-male couples NEVER have

anal sex? (see and input anal sex)

What would happen if 25% of all slash stories had

NO anal sex? Would they be afraid of being thought

too clean? too spiritual? too romantic?

50% have it all the time, and 25% have done it at

least once (not fair to count them if they've only

done it once!)

A male can have an orgasm without romance...it

is a physical thing produced by warmth, pressure,

and friction or manipulation. Thus, a man can be

forced to have an erection whether he wants to

or not. Surprisingly enough, males often are

unable to get erections when they want one. Guess

that's why Viagra is so popular.

The anus is not a vagina, it is designed to allow

the body's waste to exit the body. Two sphincters

(circular muscles) control the exit. Since the rectum

and anus have no lubrication, LOTS of lubrication

must be used to avoid tearing tissue and pain.

The recipient must control the depth and penetration;

otherwise, if the penetrator does, it could be

called rape as it causes extreme pain. Bacteria

and viruses abound. Some bacteria belong inside

the bowels-like Escherichia coli, but cause

horrible infections when outside (a touch to the

anus and then to the mouth as in eating produces

diarrhea); such an infection in a woman's vagina

(curse those "bisexual" gays) makes a horrendous

infection that can hardly be cured. Among men,

HIV, AIDS, Chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes,

streptococcus, staphylococus, molluscum contagiosum,

and condyloma acuminatum warts are just some of

the nasties that an anus is home to.

Ah, well. Try for all your health

ideas.

Incidentally, you are very skilled with your

writing!

I love your fic's. Every one of them is beautifully written and very moving.

You can really feel it... Erm. The irony I mean. I always love your fics! They're awesome and are really well written. Write on!

This was beautifully written :o)

Erestor loves Glorfindel, but regards himself as to ugly to have a chance. Glorfindel loves Erestor, but doesnt seem to think he has a chance. I think someone should put them together and wack them on their heads until they realise what they feel for each other and say so.

Oh, good story! Nicely written, I like the focus on the mental rather than the physical; takes the story out of the "blatant smut" area and puts it in "story".
Did any of that make any sense...?