The author apologizes to his characters; times have changed something! When I wrote of taking "a jug of wine and a can of Cool-Whip" on a date in 2003, the Cool-Whip was meant as a completely innocuous, out-of-place item. Now, 12 years later, our local police are actually finding empty topping cans galore along the roadsides. No, the dopey users didn't want the Cool-Whip; they were sniffing the aerosol accelerant to get high! Sorry, Hermione; sorry, Draco.

I loved it :D Very original and interesting. I love the dialogue, the pacing and each persons individual comments. Humorous to say the least, I hope you continue this :)
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Urvashi

This is very funny and original, I'm surprised. Please continue this. _

Aww!

Humorous and clever, as usual. I loved Hermione's changing book titles, Draco's confessed love for Pomona, and Dumbledore's profanity-blocker. I notice you didn't even break the house elves' contract for your fic 'Allies,' and gave Hermione a leading role in 'Life As A Cat' (in which I loved your matter-of-fact situational humor). Thanks for a whole passel of funny, original ficlets!

nice

Ok, this is going on my favourites, and you in going to be in there too.

Extremely amusing and very, very clever. You'll have me doubting the content of my own fics from now on.

Really orginal, especially the language spell. I haven't finished reading all of your stories yet, but I hope there are more featuring that anti-swearing charm and, if not, please do another one soon!

Snicker, snicker - Ron should be worried, since Ollivander disappeared in HBP ...

*laugh*

Seems like both Hermione and Draco could have some more comments, after the stories you have written after this one...

haha. well "shamelessly flogging them" worked, i'm off to read more of your stuff.

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Brooke Monroe

This is a brilliant piece of work. Zorro, Draco/Sprout, cow pies... all the elements needed for a classic (and, like ALL your literary works that I have read so far, original) Potter spoof. I am tempted to steal your storyline and use it, fanfic-style.

*pokes ficlet and sniggers*

Hey Nimbus, how big is this broomstick of yours ... OW!

(Heh. Sorry, couldn't resist! I adore this!)

wicked funny! haha Hermione and Draco so have to end up together. none of this him and the old herbology cow, ok?

Hehehehe! Zorro attacked Potter! Or he was Zorro during those 11 years after he killed Lilly and James? Hmm...

That was great! Really original and funny. I love the Draco/Sprout part, one of the few pairings I haven’t thought of yet. Thanks for reviewing my fic, and I'm off to go and read some more of yours!
~Kewen~

This is absolutly classic, the best idea for a story I've read. Making cases against the fanfics. And you made it so funny (and found a good way of avoiding bad language, heh.)