More accurate word count: 3,617

What was not counted:

Song lyrics (Little Shop of Horrors is still under copyright)

Any words too mangled to be legit typos

Any references to God or Jesus (the author's adherence to religion is purely performative)

Next time he uploads, should I point out every error in the story? If I get... three people saying yes, I'll do it.

This is a poorly made ripoff of Little Shop of Horrors.

Just posting these stories.

Whoever it is that’s making threats to Luke, or going too far with their trolling, stop. You’re actually hurting our case for the restraining order, as it can be used as evidence that we “incited harassment” due to the post. If you want more info, reach out to either me or Bridgette on here, Reddit, or the Lovingtoomuchiowa discord server.

Also, the only stories he's stolen are Super Metroid: Oobie Doo and Fin vs the Poisoner. Just a heads up.