As a lover of pitfall, bravo!

Quiet, Bruce, the instructions say I have to imagine you saying these things. *laughs* Bruce Campbell: the real Jack Reacher.

An amusing read, for so many reasons. Thanks for posting.

Nostalgia fuels any good fanfic worth mentioning. And teehee, poor hyper-aware Pitfall Harry Player, he's suffering mentally and I do hope that it /was/ the TARDIS. He'd make a good companion for the Doctor of whatever version was way back when. And the cover to the fic ... is that, um, 2-bit animation? :)