I admit I don’t know too much about Metal Gear,1 but I still found this really funny. My favorite part was where the guards vocalized how they couldn’t see more than 10 feet in front of them. I love satire like that.

So much comic gold in here. I can’t even try to list everything that I found hilarious; it would take too long. Not every gag stuck the landing, so to speak, but a lot of them did.

“Steve plugs into the outlet, and sucks voltage.”

I have no idea why, but the way that was worded absolutely killed me both times I read this. Yes, I read it twice.

Thanks for preserving this for all these years. It’s kind of hilarious that it didn’t make it here until 2019, but whatever.

Was Burger King just as crappy back in 2002? I can’t remember.

Great one as always.