Holy shit dude. You wrote a story where Jaune Arc and Sun Wukong are pedophiles. I am amazed and horrified by your creativity. I pray that the larger RWBY fandom doesn’t find this story because if they do they’re gonna year you to shreds for, probably in their words, “corrupting Jaune and Sun from great guys to monsters”. God speed you magnificent bastard.

Uhh

'confused sirens'

Bro do Neptune next trying to meet Weiss lol.

Maybe do Jaune again trying to meet Pyrah after he gets bailed out LOL

I'm dying bro ahahahahha

Where's Itch? Our balls are bluer than the sky.

You're disgusting, for finding humour in something like this and for bashing any non-evil character like this. Especially a harmless one like Jaune.

Could Chris Hanson protect young Ren from a sexually aggressive older Nora...the answer is no. From ‘To catch a Predator’ to ‘The first 48’ with Chris dead, Ren kidnapped, and Nora running for Mexico with her boy.

Considering the whole crush on Weiss, who's built like his 13 year old sister, can't say this is really that out there.

Adam would haven the common choice, but this was hilarious anyway. Will there be more?

Rip Sun that’s a fate worst than death, now what ever happened to Jaune

You could've written something golden but made this instead. 10/10 would dateline again.

You just pissed off the juane fanboys.

This had to be a bored write and it is funny. Lol

might wanna change that to oscar/ozpin... v5 and probably v6 soon like to differ.