Thank you for this! First real laugh in a long time!

LMAO! This is hilarious, major props for coming up with all of these XD.

Hahaha! This is my second time reading this and I've forgotten how funny this was. I had forgotten that I had already given you a review for this, and it wasn't as good as this one, so I'm posting this review under a Guest view, thingy. Sorry.

This was a very creative fanfic. I definitely wouldn't have been able to do this. Or maybe I would. Who knows? lol XD

Really? I thought for sure that the Bite Fury just loved biting things, people, and animals. Not necessarily to eat it (like how the Terrible Terror likes to bite Snotlout).

Speaking of Light Furies, Dreamworks actually made one for the Third Film! I have a sneaking suspicion that they took that idea from the fandom. *glares at Dreamworks suspiciously* Which rots because I wanted my Night Furies!

With the Dynamite Fury, is it LITERALLY explosive?

The Hermaphrodite Dragon part was funny . . . if somewhat disturbing. lol XD

Kryptonite Dragon part was hilarious. Poor Superman! He's DEAD now. lol XD

Night Light Fury: Actually, funnily enough, in the third film there's Night Lights, hatchlings formed from the union of Toothless and the Light Fury. They're a bit weird looking. Look like dogs than anything else.

The Traffic Light Fury was hilarious because that's what happens in real life. lol XD

Turkish Delight Fury: Oof, you've hit on a sore subject, friend. I Joke. lol XD

I really loved the last one, the Write Fury, when it says that one of them helped you write this list. lol XD

I hope you don't mind if I use some of these to use for personality traits for a few Night Furies, eh? lol XD

This is, again, a very creative and awesome story! Loved and laughed at every bit of it. _

Thanks for writing this (and for you Write Fury for helping him and editing it for him) and for sharing it with us.

Noctus Fury

The funny thing is, aside from the really absurd ones, I think Toothless covers most of these; not a Night Fury in general, mind you, but specifically Toothless.

Now all the world needs is a taco fury!

What about one fury per element/natural thing? Shadows and light count, but if there was this, there would be a Lightning Fury, whose fire is, well lightning and stuff like that

I was (quietly) laughing my head off! Good work!

Yes I too remember when the light fury was a fanfic thing. Some fanfic ideas are best left as fanfic and not canon. This will likely be one of them. As somebody who loved the first movie and disliked the second, I have low expectations for the third. The light fury is magic or can teleport or something from the trailer I seem to recall? So yeah. Low expectations.

You are very funny, i would like to see more posts like this one. ;D i love the reference to the lion the witch and the wardrobe, though, its not to the movies right? i detest the Disney version.

And the most holy offspring is...
The FuryFury: u die on the spot by its freakin awesomeness and it's amazing scowl

Green means go, and red means stop.
Yellow means go faster.

that's some creativity lol. how about fury fury? a dragon who's the most furious out of all the furies in the land :D and monster fury, a dragon who escaped from monsters inc. (now that's a crossover to think about hmm)

Yes I agree

Yes new night fury stories CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS!

Funny