No matter how many times I read this it will never not be funny. My chest is hurting from trying to hold in my laughs at 2:00 AM. Thank you for this gem.

Lol that was awesome!

You killed me. I didn't laught so much while reading a fanfic since ages! I can totally see Havoc yelling "gotta tell Breda and Falman". The poor things had to go through an entire year of it after all.

If there's one thing the fandom agrees on, it's that Mustang's mustache is a crime.

The Face Ferret is amazing... in how many great crackfics it inspires. I may have giggled like a loon to think that Ed inspired the Lip Rat. That is just the most adorably funny not-quite-literal egg on Mustang's face.

I honestly haven't laughed this much in ages! I loved every word of this! "Et tu, Hawkeye?" I DIED. This is now and forevermore canon in my mind and Thank you so much for sharing this!

wow a mustache that it is beyond my imagination

brilliant and I'm all aboard your headcanon.

This is amazing! I haven't read a fic that made me laugh that much in ages!

ACTUALLY, I just needed to adjust my glasses.

Nice fic, it was a cute read and definitely worth the time of every reader. :)

Roy with a mustache looks terrible, even sexi is seen with the patch in his eye but mustache did not understand why they pucieron in the anime aruino the final ecena with that ugly mustache, mori laughing with the story and being realistic everything we forget the mustache causes more trauma than anything else.

hahaha great! i enjoy a lot! very good job!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

*deep breath*

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!