Oh my that is hilarious I loved the story it was cute!

Honestly,,, it was so cute when Draco wanted to fix his hair and picked Muggle phrases. I haven't read any Drarry in so long and this got me right in the feels. THEY HAVE CAT EARS! I'm reminded of Loveless and I love Loveless so much and it's so cool to see AUs of it for other fandoms. I'm not sure if it is for this one or just a Catboy AU but neato! :D

Cute.

Purrs Fragrantly I Did (anagram)
Harry flicked his wand & sliced off Draco's cock. Another two flicks the slimly todger was transfigured into a string of sausages - and then propelled up Malfoy's leaking arsehole, to disappear completely.
"That's the ONLY way I'm ever gonna stick anything up YOUR arse!" Harry shouted, Punching him. Dobby cackled with glee & brought the club down on his whimpering former Master's head again & again. "That's the way to do it!" he exclaimed maniacally.
Forty years later a disheveled Malfoy finally managed to obliviate every stupid fanfiction drarry reader on the planet and could commit cowardly suicide in peace.
( as most of said readers are too thick to work it out themselves, the anagram was of course: stupid drarry fangirl. Only two out of nineteen deluded complainers got it. Just goes to show average drarry shipper's IQ I guess )

Great build up... To cat ears.
Really? Really?!

this is forking great

Adorable! I love it!