I loved this! A classmate picking on Scut Farkus in front of the entire class must be really daring, oh my! :-D

I'm not sure what a Pimento sandwich is...but now I think I'll stay away from them. XD

A Christmas Story is one of my favorite movies and I LOVED this! I could just picture them reading their stories out loud in class in front of Miss Shields! The stories they made up are hilarious and so creative! You are very talented!

That was really cute! Ralphie's imaginative story sounds just like something he'd make up! :D

Lol that was adorable. :) I love the movie too and watch it every year on Christmas Eve. Well done :)

Ralphie would win the prize, if Miss Shields gave any other than her advice; loved the lug nuts' appearance!

I enjoyed this very much

This was very cute!

I agree with Loafer: the lug nuts lost in the dirt are priceless; as priceless as the horse tripping on a snake. To round out your amusing smorgasbord I'd include a sandwich story here, but my dog ate it.

You are a clever, clever fellow. Also completely demented. LOVED the wagon having "a flat."