aww

What? Who was the core?

Wait till she meets the Ap-Sap...

It's sort of weird seeing them suddenly married when they weren't in previous chapters, but it's so cute nonetheless! I liked the dishes joke. Wheatley probably forgets to do chores all the time, or breaks most of them. I liked that he did a pregnancy test as a joke without caring he was actually male, and it actually shocked Chell for a minute. It's the same Wheatley that doesn't think things through, but pretends it was part of the plan all along. If this is an AU where he was formerly a core before an Android, maybe it made her wonder for a second. Also, ew, at the end.

Crud! Valentines day! I was going to do something with Jay and Sophie, but I don't think Jay's going to go anywhere near the Newells after the bombshell Wheatley dropped.

Wheatley: Desires physical contact
Chell: Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wheatley would totally be needy over the phone like that.

Oh, good you're writing Portal again. This is very cute. It's funny how Wheatley and Chell remembered the same song. Then it turned out to be the companion cube playing it. I know this is meant to be a one-shot, but maybe it could lead somewhere, like the cube is GLaDOS's way of reaching out to them or the cube is alive. In canon, Wheatley never would have heard the song because he would have been in space, but I don't care.