Ah yes quarntine...the bane of all living things

omg that was hilarious XD

Honestly speaking, if I was Garuda or had claws similar to Garuda, I'd be using the claws to tap too...

And I'm guessing Excalibur hasn't found out about Khora 'corrupting' his little sister before this listing, because I was expecting her to be on the chopping block after Nyx was brought up in his section.

If you wanted to do more of these, I will wholeheartedly read them gladly; I love 'listings' like this and 'Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies' by Mistress Nika, as it's just as fun to picture the situation that brought about the complaint, like envisioning Volt and Gauss smooshing against Atlas's back before the latter wonders what 'bumped' him.

I was initially surprised Chroma wasn't listed too, but then realized he'd either be doing his level best to find an isolated corner to hide in, or he'd be dealing with Mesa, both of which don't lead to things Lotus would complain about, publicly anyways.

And thank you, I now can't help but want to ship Wisp and Grendel because of her doing yoga in front of the kitchens. Unless she's teasing him (rather cruelly), I can't think of any other reason she would practice there, since no-one else was mentioned... then again, the complaint probably stems from the food Grendel messed up due to the distraction rather than complaints levied to the Lotus, so there could have been others present to be the target audience... Either way, I'm picturing one of the thickest Warframes with one of the thinnest now.

Though, speaking of Wisp, are you altering her design or something, because I would think it'd be pretty uncomfortable to walk on stub ankles, which is part of why she floats to begin with, design wise. Would certainly explain why she would want to float when in the Orbiter too. "But Lotus, I don't have footsteps. I have anklesteps. Might as well be walking on stilts from the knee down. Plus, they're both gaping holes in my legs and all..." "Fine, then here's a bell you can wear so others can hear you. Put it on your wrist or somewhere that will move a lot... I'm not sure if I should reprimand you for putting the bell on your hips..."

And oh no, by the Void, I just thought of how the bodies of Wisp and Grendel would look under their armor in this iteration of Warframe, what with Wisp's legs, and then the fact Grendel's stomach can open like a mouth... ugh... And I did so well to avoid the same with Revenant... It's one thing with the Warframes, but without the armor...

Was it Hydroid who executed Saryn's parents in the past?

It was a very smart idea (from Geolex) to include some skins deluxe as fashion suits.

Love it although all the Chroma greatness is getting a bit grating to be honest. Hope to see a bit more balance in next chapters

Nidus main here. I have high expectations for the nidus dossier, considering how good the rest of this story is. Don't let me down eh? do mention the fact that he is, in long missions, undoubtedly the tankiest frame in the game.

noice ! I really like your stories/ presentation of each Warframe !
i'm looking forward for the Nidus one and I hope you'll write something on Baruuk
Thanks for your hard work !

ah i see what you did there with the "get down with the sickness'

Am I the only one who thinks that Nekros is a living corpse? I mean, he is someone who is alive in mind but his body is so decomposed that he cannot even move without the suit.

Glad to see another chapter.

I'm not going to deny that I feel a little bad about what happened to Steel Meridian, they were the Union with the most members to end up as the Union with the fewest members, which is a shame.

It is clear that the Steel Meridian highly value the strength and versatility of the soldiers, which does not surprise me much that the Syndicate prefers the Tennos with these conditions but of course, there are exceptions to this rule such as: Nova

Perhaps the only flaw I see in Steel Meridian is that they prefer to solve all their problems with violence, sometimes violence will not always be the solution.

Am I the only one who thinks Cressa Tal has an (perhaps sexual) attraction to Nezha?

That could be considered pedophilia but it must be remembered that Nezha is an adult in the body a child.

Very interesting this section on Syndicates, information, relations with other factions and that each Syndicate has their favorite Tennos is very interesting.

Very curious and interesting that Oberon and Titania are lovers, it is something that surprises me a little.

Despite the fact that New Loka has good intentions, I cannot deny that they sometimes become extreme purists, that they want to eliminate Orokin technology in the solar system is a great mistake on their part, if not for that technology. life would never have sprouted on earth and would still be a sterile and lifeless planet.

Summary: New Loka are hypocrites.

I would love to see more chapters. This is a great fanfic.

well, this is fun. the Eiodolon predator and dragon vs the golden swordsman.

Baruuk has zenyatta's voice in my head