I'll be honest, after reading the first ten chapters or so and smiling at Jaune's antics (seriously, I REALLY need those endorphins lately), I was really getting into this until I realised this had been abandoned. I'm sorry your creative juices have run dry (I know that feeling), but just so you know, you gave me some badly-needed entertainment with this.

and another one bites the dust

Yeah, no that's fair. Sad to see it go unfinished but that's life. Good luck on future endeavors.

Fair enough, no judgement here. I hope you do keep the originals up though, they're pretty funny and I occasionally come back and read them when I need a good laugh at sone crazy shit.
Best of luck with school and your certs.

(Insert situation here)
“Oh damn I should get a drink”
Absolutely wonderful, great stuff

Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship

I gotchu fam, hahahah oh man you have my kind of humor man I am lying every goddamn second of this!

I sense a disturbence in the air, almost as if millions screamed in terror and were suddenly silenced

An unexpected reference to be sure, but a welcome one

Finally, your awake." Yang says, I usually don't hear that until after I've had a few drinks...

Skyrim reference greatly appreciated

What’s his outfit look like, what’s his flask and cutlass look like? HOW BIG IS THAT FLASK IF IT CAN TURN INTO A SWORD AND STILL HOLD ALOCHOL IN BOTH FORMS?!

Awesome

I have to side with Pyrrha on this one. Jaune is being ridiculous.

Jaune's a cringy bitch here. Telling the Invincible Girl she doesn't know pride? Will he start cutting himself next chapter or will the girl he's paired with magically make everything better? Either that or he's going through DTs due to the absence of rum in his body thanks to his visit from Mr Coma.

Heyooooo, he's back boys!
Another good chapter, and I can't wait for the next one (which hopefully won't be months from now XD)

First. YEET