(I also had this problem with the cannons. It's somewhat comforting to know I'm not the only one!)

Every paragraph had me cackling at something or another! Throwing shade at Jonas! Force 101! The cape hitting Theron in the face! Pure. Gold.

Every line here is beautiful and charming. You write superbly. Thank you.

Oh, THERON. I absolutely adore him. You do a marvelous job, and I ridiculously love this piece. You've capture them both so well - her innocent charm, his dashing sarcasm. It's so lovely and refreshing. You've earned five stars from me, for sure. Well done.

This is great! I hope you do some more of these stories :)