If you're still online, and taking requests, could I say a suggestion: have Keith get so pissed he quits. Of course, he'll get hired again, but still. Also, amazing idea for a book, and bravo! The book is well written and good.
-Stov1212

I was giggling the entire time. This was awesome. The monster names for the residents was hilarious. Such a shame that Heidgger survived, but Keith should totally start calling him that.

Cloud having materia stuck in his body was absolutely rad, and I think I love it.

Yay update! A little confusing, but enjoyable nontheless. Do you still take idea prompts? If so what about a chapter focused on Tony the tonberry and the other non-human creatures in the tower?

OMG this chapter was freaking hilarious! Comedic gold. Please keep up the wonderful work. I can't stop laughing.

I freaking love your crack fics! God.. I forgot how to write my own crack fics :'( , stupid writers block!
Lol
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I love Keith but I really don't get why you like Hojo.

Thanks

This is hilarious thank you so much for this gift

Could you make a chapter on how Keith knows Hojo and Vincent?

I've got no idea about bird bone syndrome but the closest one i could think of would be vrolik's syndrome or brittle bone's disease.
on another note i've been following your Keith files for a while and i've gotta say i love it, it's a great combo of crack and plot that i try to look for in a story.
stay classy friend.

p.s:
are you from new zealand cause i keep getting the feeling you are

Viva la Vinnie!(Comprendra qui pourra)

glitter can bee made from stones such as malachite,galena and mica,insects,glass or plastic.

Prompt 1: You should make a one shot about Keith telling the other Soldiers and Turks about the reason behind Vincent's appearance and Hollander's reaction to said appearance.
Prompt 2: Can please add a one shot of Cloud on a sugar rush back in Nibleheim?

lol i wonder who else seph enlist the service of to make don disappear thanks for upl look forward to the next ch