Well then, I just encountered this and it works quite well as a parody of poke-tropes.

Look forward to seeing more of this snarky troll of a mew.

I love this story it’s so hilarious. Although I ship the main character and her lurcario more than the gaverdivarde (can’t remember their names and I can’t spell sometimes).

Same issue as delta4phoenix

It might be a bug of the app, but this chapter is a unreadable mess of what looks to be HTML and the story. I will look if it looks different on my PC tomorrow.

A team of Legendary Pokemon to fight Mewtwo... I don't think that would work out. In the anime, at least, Legendary Pokemon aren't any better at finding Legendary Pokemon than humans are; and a lot of them are openly hostile towards each other... Or, in the case of Arceus, openly hostile towards everybody (in the timeframe the first movie takes place, anyway).

It is weird that Lugia didn't show up, though. New Island is close enough to where it lives that it must have noticed...

... Yep, that's definitely a mess of a timeline. Red and Ash shouldn't be able to coexist in the same timeline; their stories are mutually exclusive and Red's a fictional character in Ash's world; but somehow Mew manages to know both of them and sell both of their accomplishments short.

Okay... You know, after re-reading Nobody Dies I can actually say that Mew and co are compared with those guys pretty sane. Still good chapter. I would offer my services to keep track of all that but I am tied up with school, remastering another fanfic life. That said: have a nice day!

I'm working on the chapter, but there are some scenes that I just can't seem to fill in. I wish I could give a fixed date but, but for that I'd need to have an idea how to make something happen at all. I'll try to get it up as soon as I can.

When is the next chapter?

Yay, new chapters! Answer to your pm will come later as i have to go to school now.

Wow, it took a re-read for me to recognize the Portal and Doctor Who eastereggs.. Also, WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER UTTER THE FIVE CURSED WORDS!?

This is honestly a perfect example of what comedy fanfiction should be like. You took a simple core plot and then added in so many little touches, inside jokes, running gags, etc. That it just makes me want to keep reading.

That was awesome! The story follows a really interesting take on an old concept and has a good balance of humor and seriousness. See you in the next chapter!

This is great!
You sometimes skip words, and St. Elmo's Fire has a point about the dialogue, but it's still great!
Keep it up!

You wouldn’t capitalize animal or mouse or dragon, so you shouldn’t capitalize words like pokemon or pikachu or charizard. The only time you should capitalize it is if you’re using it as the pokemon’s name, ie, Ash’s pikachu is called Pikachu. This is because you only capitalize when it’s a proper noun, which are the names of places or things. Similar reasoning should be applied to any other words you’re thinking of capitalizing, like telephone or trainer. Or professor.

You're formatting dialogue incorrectly. Dialogue is written as ["Hello," she said] or ["Hello!" she said], never ["Hello." She said] or ["Hello", she said] or ["Hello" she said]. This is because dialogue and speech tags are considered to be part of the same sentence, so they have to flow together. The only exception to this is if the next sentence doesn't contain a speech verb. In that case, the second part iis/i considered a separate sentence, so it's written as ["Hello." She grinned], never ["Hello," she grinned]. Note that something isn't a speech verb just because it's a sound you make with your mouth, so generally stuff like "laughed" or "giggled" is in the second category. Furthermore, if you're breaking up two complete sentences it's ["Hi," she said. "This is it."] not ["Hi," she said, "this is it."] or ["Hi," she said "this is it."] And if you're breaking up a sentence in the middle, it's ["Hi. This," she said, "is it."] The same punctuation and capitalization rules apply to thoughts, except you don't use quotation marks (or single quotes) with thoughts. This is because quotation marks for thoughts make it look like your characters are talking out loud, which is confusing to the reader.

Also, dialogue should generally go on the same line as the narration describing it.

Most of your sentences are missing punctuation, making this hard to follow. I recommend you get a beta reader.