I think you're issuing a fanfic challenge, daring someone to take up one of the titles to work on. I mean many of them does have great ideas, especially the second suggestion where Atticus kills an actual bird.

Mainly because if he kills a bird for mocking him, it would make him crazy if he hears a bird talking to him, leading to implications and hilarious escapades. Someone needs to do this ;)

In an unrelated note, can you check out my honest trailer parody and tell me what you think? Considering that there's hardly a fic parody of that crappy video game, it gave me an idea for the jokes to be made.