Well, Kai might be scared of Gingerbread men because no one knows if a gingerbread house is made of the gingerbread man or if the gingerbread man is made out of the house...

Or he just doesn't like eating cookies in the shape of people.

Ha ha ha! Lots of girls like "Tails"! No, but seriously, this is a fun story to read.

"How's this for reverse?" *Cole voice in Jay Body*?! Screwdrive you! I will grab the disc and watch the episode again if need be, but I SWEAR Cole was In Front/Driving!

I mearned at Koncepts Karate Dojo that Ouroborus is a snake, (or dragon,) turning around and eating its own tail. So... The name of the Serpentine City/Base, the Devourer eating Serpentine... Are the Serpentine cannibals?

I have a few sins of my own I'd like to add. Please allow me?

1) Who is Jay thanking when the salt slides over to him?! NO ONEPASSED IT! It just... slid over! 1

2) HOW THE F*CK DID COLE HEAR THEM TALKING ABOUT FOOD?! He was OUTSIDE, IN THE THUNDERSTORM! 1

*In Ouroborus*
Wu: "It will consume everything, even the Serpentine!"
Pythor: "It's so big!"
Me: "WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU EXPECT?! THIS THING IS THE NINJAGO EQUIVELANT TO THE GREAT LEVIATHAN FROM YU-GI-OH! 15

Sentence: Cursed Realm! Jay: "EXCUSE ME! Could someone please tell me, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!" (Jay screams from Episode 20: "The Stone Army" when they met General Kozu in Museum)

you're welcome
there should be a sin for every star wars reference

*ninja make human chain to save Wu.*

Oh suuuuure. The ninja are more than willing to make a human chain to save their sensei, BUT THEY DON'T DO /ANYTHING/ WHILE COLE PUNCHES JAY OFF THE TREEHOUSE IN EPISODE TWO!

Zane-Won't that mean it'll consume you too?

Venomari- *blank expression*

This... Just now crosses your mind? You've known about this plan for HOW LONG?

Which are dumber, skeletons, or Serpentine?

You know, I should really go out of my way to read your other stories. They've been on my list for awhile and the fact that I haven't finished them yet is utterly ridiculous. That being said, I'm going to leave a review and maybe a tad less sins this time around because wow I said a lot.

*Nya Flies Off*
She's the only one who's got the right idea.

*Jay: or, hey, what about our Golden Weapons? Which will do nothing against a snake that size.*
Wait, you're telling me the most power weapons in all of Ninjago, the very ones that created THIS PLACE, can't destroy the Great Devourer? I think it's just you guys because Garmadon seemed to handle that pretty well.

you get bonus points for knowing giant mythological sankes

Some of these are not sins at all! Foreshadowing is not a sin! It is a millennia old way of doing the reader in to what's going to happen to make them feel smart. Also, How is "Chicken scratch" racist? Just saying, there are lots of sins in your sins that aren't sins. Listen to your head sometimes! Don't blindly criticize something that you haven't thought about first. Honestly! There are so many sins in this show, but everyone makes mistakes! Sometimes the sins are on purpose to add to the fact that IT'S A KIDS SHOW! Obviously they are not going to kill off a 10 year old!

Kai's voice coming from Jay in Tick Tick.

Zane was walking around the mountain when the ninja saw him, just so you know. And,FYI, Nya can, apparently, see through mountains.

Oh, man. Talk about nostalgia coming in just to blow me away. I haven't watched this show in ages and once I saw the update for this in my inbox, I decided I had to go back and reread this whole thing from the beginning. Man, am I glad I did because now I'm thinking about writing a few pieces for Ninjago again. I forgot how much I loved this, especially since I've been following the show since Tick Tock (when did that air? Wiki tells me 2012. It's been six years, I feel old.)

Anyway, I was in tears laughing by the end of this because you have such an excellent sense of humor and I am more than happy to review for old time's sake. *thumbs up*

SINS:
Title Screen: The Rise of the Great Devourer
Well, that didn't totally just tell me the plot of this episode. 1

Nya: Why is it Torchfire Mountain is the only place we can destroy the Fangblades?
Kai: Because the Fangblades are made from the original teeth of the Devourer. They're so strong they can only break down in extraordinary heat.
Ooooooooor maybe you can just dump them in any other volcano? I don't know about you but I doubt any other living creature can withstand the heat of molten rock and would want to go lava diving for a few blades just to revive a giant-ass snake. 1
Also, original teeth of the Devourer? First off, what idiot had the courage to do something like ripping the Devourer's teeth out of its jaws?! Second off, is this thing missing teeth? I thought its weakness was this tiny thing on its forehead, not its fangs. Did they just grow back? Or does giving its fangs back revive it? I would like some answers, please, Ninjago writers! 2

Kai: *clears his throat* Where is that little runt?
About to get knocked on his butt by a mini training course. 1

Tour Guide: And if you look to your left, you'll Ninjago's very own Torchfire Mountain, where the core of the natural volcano can reach up to three bajillion degrees.
That's not a real number. 1

Wu: Ah, it is beautiful, is it not?
What, the volcano that looks like a gate to hell and will undoubtedly kill you if you were to fall into it? Sure. 1

*Pythor destroys one of the thingabobs stabilizing the Bounty with a hammer*
Pythor turns visible before destroying this. Nya, pay attention! 1

*Pythor mocks Lloyd's fighting style*
Not a sin but I feel the need to point out that yes, at some point I do think he could defeat you. He IS destined to be the greatest warrior in Ninjago, I'm just saying. AKA Foreshadowing.

*Pythor evades the Samurai suit and "as much as I'd like to play with your overgrown toys yadda yadda"*
Not technically a sin but you can add it if you want. Pythor, much like me, makes jokes when absolutely terrified.

*Cole launches Serpentine off of his Tread Assault*
WILHELM SCREAM 1

Zane bids goodbye to the Serpentine tail of the truck after freezing it.
You know, whatever happened to those Serpentine? Did the cart stop after awhile and they got left behind, away from the action? Did they just decide that they were practically useless at this point and went to go get pizza instead? That's what'd I do. 1

Nya gets hit with a billboard and Serpentine laugh.
I'm laughing too, tbh. 1

Mailman getting chased by Serpentine Bus/Train thing
Okay, I doubt I'm gonna be the only person to point this out but I'm gonna say it anyway. Why do cartoon characters do that? Just move. Out. Of. The. Way. So. You. Don't. Get. Run. Over! Jeez. 1

I actually paused my DVDlooked at it several times. It's red/orange, so I'm guessing a Blood Moon

He said "Talked to my father"! This means either: Over the phone, or I imagineWAY more accurate in this caseIN PERSON! 15 Sins! Sentence: Lost in Time Corridor onboard the Iron Doom!