Reviews for Ozpin the Eugenicist
Bunny Cop chapter 1 . 4/18
Madness...utter madness. And yet I see the logic behind it all.
Dessel Ordo chapter 1 . 5/13/2019
That was actually kinda funny in a "this could be the plot to a porno game" sort of way.
Wuolong77 chapter 1 . 3/4/2019
Nice to see that I am not the only one who thinks this kind of scenario plausible. To be honest canon RWBY is pretty much ship-bait by putting good-looking athletic students in 4 person teams and allowing them to be mix gendered.
In a more realistic (and less humorous) scenario, there is not even any need to use aphrodisiacs or elaborate graphs. Simply ban any and all kind of contrazeptives on campus, give student couples expecting children generous allowances and support in their school curriculum, pair that with financial aid and finally establish a clinic on campus with specialists in Aura treatment, its own genetic lab and a big obstetrics/gynecology ward.
After that, simply let nature run its course.
And my inspiration are the same as yours: One of those Ozpin ships his students joke fics I read on Archive of our own.
konserned ork chapter 1 . 1/19/2019
BY GORK WHAT DID I JUST READ
Dude chapter 1 . 12/1/2018
This was excellent. Perfect blend of comedy, darkness and canon plausibility.
powermaxwax chapter 1 . 5/11/2018
YES YES YES YES TO IT ALL
I LOVE I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FANFIC
Konstantinsen chapter 1 . 4/25/2018
This is humour. Dark humour. And as dark as eugenics is, you're portrayal of Ozpin as a devoted eugenicist makes this sensitive topic laughable AKA I found this funny. :D

Good work! :)
merendinoemiliano chapter 1 . 3/27/2018
Awesome
albeblazing19 chapter 1 . 2/22/2018
oh god thats funny i have to find more of these
white1498 chapter 1 . 10/3/2017
well, this has potential to become a full-on story with a unique ending if a bit pornographic.
Ravens Roost chapter 1 . 8/14/2017
Well this was very interesting, to say the least, and not insignificantly amusing. As well as a little dark, of course.
Ryoji Mochizuki chapter 1 . 4/17/2017
wow...I can see it happening
Acerman chapter 1 . 1/22/2017
Well, you wanted darker, this most certainly fits the bill
Diamondpython chapter 1 . 8/7/2016
...I'm staying on Ozpin's ride.
p020901 chapter 1 . 6/16/2016
Dark! Omake!

While Ozpin and Oobleck was tying her up, the bulkhead door opened, walking in a very familiar face...
"James!" she cried out, as the general turned to her.
"James." Ozpin turned back to him "How is experiment Charlie-231/514?"
Her eyes widened in shock "No... Not you too?!"
"Progress is... Adequate. They are making out."
"Well done. If this experiment succeeds... Wonderous..." Oobleck said
"Oh, and James?" Ozpin said
"Hm?"
"I think we should start with experiment Omega-100/735. A telepathic-gunslinger like in XCOM would be nice."
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