I can’t believe its almost been an entire year since this was last updated. Nonetheless, I still love this damn story. Whether you continue to update or not, more sass from Connor is always a delight.

Earl grey inhaling asshole you've got a new reader!

I loved it (like usual)! The humor you plant into your stories is amazing

Lol. I don't remember Yoda stating those quotes. Anyway luv this story 3

awesome story thank you author

Love this! Seriously The Kenways make me so happy. Especially cool grandpa Edward! And Connor is so cold to Haytham that it is amazing and my favorite part of the chapter. Hoping to see more!

I have a lab too. anyhoo I think this is gonna be a great story keep up the good work.

UPDATE GODDAMMIT! Sorry...I wanna see more of this ;3

I love it! Can't wait for more!

YES! YOU UPDATED! I really loved this chapter but poor Malik...

I love thissssss

"Remember Altair, I am your paycheck," Malik said. "As of matter of fact, I am everybody's paycheck."

"Mmm oh my god, stop fucking lyinnng," Altair muttered under his breath.

By this part, I was practically deceased and in tears. I live for fanfics like these and I'd like to thank you for creating this! Please continue to update as soon as you can!

The notboyfriend hahaha that's cute. I really like this fic so far :) Good job !

So I clicked on this with a smile on my face because I love AU's.
The good stuff first. The characters were...well...in character. You did well with that. You varied your vocabulary and there were few errors with conventions and spelling. Awesome considering it was written on a tablet.
Some things I didn't like next. The intro to Connor's backstory was rather boring. If you want to introduce a character, have stuff be revealed over time and throughout the story rather then all at once. Also, your dialogue is a bit clunky, especially with Connor. I understand that that's the point since he's an awkward person, but it still needs to sound natural.
Overall, it's a cute idea but I lost interest in it very quickly. Nothing really captured my attention. Try to give more personality to Connor through actions and dialogue.
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