This story features MM spanking. Ch 1, Aragorn teaches Boromir about the his new role in the chain of command. Ch 2, Legolas takes an immediate dislike to Boromir, inviting some attention from Aragorn.

Just a short parody on 'Here Comes Santa Clause'.

Unadulterated wackiness abounds as our dear wizard friend goes the way of the Fellowship of the Ring (and half the staff of "The West Wing") as he goes off the deep end and wakes up gay!

If ONLY he could find his Herbal Essences Conditioner!

A half Chippendale, half Rambo style Haldir takes control of the Battle of Helms Deep and crazy randomness ensues!

This is why they fought. This was their addiction. A much darker look on the war and why the people of Middle Earth fought in it. Told from Gimli's POV. [complete]

Boromir gets hit on the head and starts acting a little...odd

Faramir's got his own TV show and Boromir provides comedy that no one really gets! If you've read 'has the apocalypse come yet' you'll understand it better. With field trips to other places in M.E., interviews, and other fun stuff! Read and Review!

DEDICATED TO NOTA LONE! Boromir, Haldir, and Sirius Black are in a bar where all characters that have been killed off from other novels dwell. Will they drive each other insane? Or will they work together to fidn a way out?

Faramir sighed but would not allow the tears to come. "My earliest memory is of my mother dying," he said. "Everything seemed to get worse day by day after that." Warning: Child abuse