And one time Rocket taught his friends. Rocket is clearly not used to social situations. So some things that people do often are lost on him. Or he takes them the wrong way because of his past. T for safety. Mild language, mentions of torture, death & general insanity. Additional warnings per chapter.

The Guardians of the Galaxy pride themselves on being fearless. They're not superstitious in the least - and they're certainly not afraid of a supposed 'ghost'. Right?

This is what happens when a crooked space pirate confuses 'abduct' with 'adopt.'

Purchasing Terran items and being captured by an old acquaintance leads Rocket and Peter to think about their origins, learning more about themselves in the process.

Groot starts dancing, freezing whenever Drax looks over. One by one, the other Guardians catch on, playing a game of dance-like-nobody's-watching-but-freeze-when-Drax-is-watching. Drax is confused. Groot, Peter and Gamora are having a great time. Rocket wants nothing to do with any of it. Too bad Groot doesn't give him a choice.

"The Ravagers' second in command was already treating him badly – he was calling him names like "brat", "weakling" or "idiot"; he was mocking him at every failed attempt of fighting, stealing or running away; and he was pulling on kid some really nasty pranks. Kraglin quickly became Peter's archenemy."

Ten year old Peter Quill was used to going on missions with the Ravagers, eager to prove that he was just as capable as the rest of Yondu's men. But on this particular assignment, the boy decides to act against his caretakers' wishes and save the life of an endangered creature the mercenaries where tasked to kill. Rating due to language.

Peter finally works up the nerve to ask Gamora on a date. Between obscenely fancy restaurants, meddling friends and terrorist attacks, it goes about as well at they expected.

"There ain't no one like me, 'cept me." That's more depressing than it sounds. But Peter shows Rocket that they aren't so different after all

Life on the Milano is never boring - Peter has to admit that much is true, even if he'd rather it was a little less exciting. (Scenes set between the original movie and Vol. 2)

Five times Yondu maybe, kinda, sorta, almost claimed Peter as a son and one time he totally did. Nothing too intense, just a little Yondu/Peter father-ish/son-ish bonding-ish. Almost entirely pre-movie.

Not all of Peter's scars are from women, some are from his extremely unconventional upbringing. Kink meme fill.

What do you get for the Terran that has everything? *post-movie, two-shot, hints of Peter/Gamora*

Peter Quill's favored nickname is Star-Lord, but there are other names that he has gained as his travels with the Guardians of the Galaxy continue. This is a recording of these events.

Little Peter had heard people call Yondu a Centaurian scum many times. One night he decides to take some action.

Title says it all. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.

Four times Peter learned something about Yondu Udonta. One was funny, one was heartwarming, one was crazy and one was sad.