The first thing I have to say about this one is that the title is pronounced aych ay Network, not ha Network. This has been mistaken so often that I need to point it out right away. Anyway: Holly and Artemis do a radio show.

Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.

Foaly let the only things keeping control over hte elements lose and it's up to Artemis to stop them. But...from doing what? See ... Broken Seal ... which is the rewrite!

Foaly and Artemis and Foaly created a time machine and Ark Sool is going to test it. What happens? Read and find out. I know, bad summary. and oh! the disclaimer's here: I don't own Artemis Fowl and co., and related things.

Artemis and his family go to a small city in America to engage in another buisness scandal, but end up trapped in a town full of zombies. Now he, Butler, Juliet, Holly, Foaly, and a few others must find a way out of the city, before it's too late...rnS

An insight to the growth of the Truffle Loving within Haeven's police force.

Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.

Several Poemes written by fairies

What do you get when you mix a five yearold genius named Artemis Fowl, a very short teacher, a six foot tall body gaurd, and the LEP? A catastrophe. Did we mentione that Arty's school is called the Hamburg acadamey? FINISHED!