HI! I'm GRAPE. and i'm fairly new here, but i love to write and revie. i almost always try to revie when i read and i'd bring that to my Beta-ing career. I love random funny stuff, but plots are nice too. i'm usually a pretty cheerful and energetic person, but i have my off days and i can be a pretty harsh critic sometimes. when i read fanfic i'm usually correcting random things in my head, but on most days i try not to mention it in my revie because then i feel 'bad' and being a beta would let me do that, without the 'badness'. i also have homework and activities and stuff, but i'll try to post back as soon as i can.

i get surprisingly excited about proper grammer and spelling(but i suck at spelling, but that's what spell check is for and i love it). i'm good at spotting awkward phrases and it kills me if i have to use them to get my point across if there's no other way i can phrase it. I like getting stories to flow.

i'm not too sure yet, since i'm new at this, but i'm pretty critical and that can be a strength or a weakness. i'm not very good with descriptions either and i suck at technicalities. like forgetting what color someone's hair is or something. I'm not too good at poetry or action scenes in general.

I LOVE FUNNY STORIES and i'm pretty good with randomness. i also like romantic stories, if they're well written (IT'S SO FLUFFY I THINK I'M GONNA DIE!~epic line!). other than that, i'd beta for most stories anyway.

I strongly dislike same-sex pairings (no offense). I probably wouldn't do too well with M rated either. K-T ratings only. I will beta stories with intimacy, but no sexual content. i also don't like stories with long paragraphs and long chapters, because they're harder to read. but i'd beta anyway if you prefer them. I don't like Mary-Sues and i'd rather not beta for stories with them. Or really mess'd up emo characters(Allens), because they're almost as bad and just as unrelatable as Mary-Sues. or scary/horror stuff. i don't even know what 'slash' or 'lemon/lime' or 'smut' stand for, so help?

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