Well, I'll start off by saying that I'm brutally honest. I will tell you if you seriously need some work, or if it sounds like a six-year-old is writing your story. I'll try to let it down as nicely as possible though. I'm very creative and can sometimes even help with writers block. I have very good grammar and I'll definitely help you with spelling/proof-reading.

I will not adhere to rude people, or to people who talk like they're texting like totally hip pre-teens. You can send me drafts of your fics in a PM, but please ask me if I'm available first, sometimes I'm busy with other things.

Humor, Romance, action, horror. I will tell you brutally if something isn't funny, or if something could be more funny. I'll save you from corny, horrid romance scenes, and if your story isn't scary, you're going to hear it from me. I'm very good with grammar, spelling, correct punctuation, etc.

I can't do things I don't know much about, I am pretty open but I will also not beta something that you're planning on being a two-hundred page story either, especially if it isn't written well. My maximum for chaps is about thirty or so chapters, I sincerely don't have all day. I'm also not very good with angst.

I beta stories for things that I like, for example, if you want me to proof read your story for 'Homestuck', I will not do so because I don't like/know anything about 'Homestuck'. So please ask me if something is ok.

I will not read anything that has a character who is originally male written as a female or vice versa. I will not read gore-smut, and I don't want to read a story that has a lemon in every single chapter. There's more to a story than that. Smut scenes must be accurate/realistic and done in moderation. I won't read anything about furries, either.

Book Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak Tv Freaks and Geeks

Tv Happy Days Book Harry Potter

Anime Kamichama Karin Movie Zombieland

General Romance Humor Drama

Poetry Adventure Parody Angst

Supernatural Fantasy Tragedy Hurt/Comfort

Friendship