I am enthusiastic about spelling, grammar and punctuation.
My main quote on here seems to be; "the content, fine. The punctuation?" *Headdesk*

If you would like to me to beta-read your fic, then PM me, send me a link, and I will let you know as to whether I am inclined to help.

I'm a new beta, so go easy on me if I miss itty bitty mistakes; no-one's perfect.

I'm good at poetry, and I enjoy writing/beta-reading first person stories. I read a great deal of "traditional" books (in short, the classics) as well as your read-in-the-bath-trashy-vampire-tween shit.
I can spell swears right 100% of the time.

Lots of tense changes. Sometimes when I write, my brain goes too fast and changes tenses, so it confuses me even more when other people do it.
I don't like converting work from text speak to standard english. That's just taking the piss.

I would prefer to beta stories that I know very well.
I'm not going to look instantly pathetic by saying "Twilight", "Project Zero", "Repo! The Genetic Opera", "Labyrinth", "Buffy! The Vampire Slayer". There are a few, actually. Go for 90's cult schlock, and i'm there.
They are just the ones I could potentially help with content on.
I can spell-check, grammar check and punctuate most stuff.

DON'T ask me to do extremely obscure stuff with immensely complex rhyming systems that is only held together with carefully balanced punctuation. I guaruntee it will sound like a Scot speaking French once i'm through. Just a warning.

Anime Absolute Boyfriend Anime Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan Tv Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

Anime Elfen Lied Game Fatal Frame Cartoon Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids

Anime Howl's Moving Castle Play Little Shop of Horrors Book Vampire Diaries

General Romance Humor Drama Poetry Adventure

Mystery Horror Parody Angst Supernatural Suspense

Sci-Fi Fantasy Spiritual Tragedy Western Crime

Family Hurt/Comfort Friendship