Hallo jedermann! Ich bin Herr DasSchnabeltier. (Hello everyone, I am Mr. The Platypus.) I am just starting out as a Beta-Reader, but would love a good story to plow into in my free time. Most genres acceptable see the rest for my style, details, and the like.

My strengths, I am a generally good writer, H English with an average 14.5 grade level (I am a 9th Grader) and have written numerous stories. I do well with grammar and spelling, as far as content I excel in battle scenes and deep intrigue, and may give a few creative pointers if I may have that liberty. I can also speak German, English, and Spanish.

Generally, my weakness is procrastination and otherwise a tad sloth, but efficient and coherent thinking remain a backup drive. I am unsure about fluff type scenes, and am victim to over-critic and a stunning lack of tact.

I adore Phineas and Ferb, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Pirates of the Caribbean, and similar things. I do great with war stories, long lengthy epics, and have a drabble in drabbles and one-shots. I will take most things including *legasp* lemons... on occasion... it depends... I am also a major WWII nerd, and a junior politician.

I do not do smut, gore, or increased cussing, I would like to be slim, nice, proper, and clean, however contradicting this may seem. Fluffy stuff is not exactly a strong point, although I love reading it which may help me edit it.

Book Harry Potter

Cartoon Phineas and Ferb

Comic Spider-Man

General Romance Humor Adventure

Mystery Horror Parody Supernatural

Suspense Sci-Fi Fantasy Spiritual

Tragedy Family Hurt/Comfort Friendship