Yo. If you see my profile name, it's General Solidus Fortunato, but to those who allow me to be their beta, I'm just Joe. To anyone reading this, I'm obviously a beta-reader. I've been with for a while now, but before this, I just put up with the bad grammar, spelling errors, and down right bad plots. But no /br /br /br /
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When I beta read, I usually read through the original story a few times, taking down notes as I go in order to remember what needs to be fixed and why, and to what it needs to be changed to. I may take longer than one might think, as I have other things to do in my life; I'm a person, /br /br /
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If you want my services (wow, I feel like a contractor or something when I say that), then you follow my rules, you follow my insight, and you can't complain. If you say, "No, keep it that way, it's *my* story and I'll write it any way I want," then consider yourself prison fucked six ways to Sunday, as you won't have a beta any longer. I try to make fics better. If you don't want my help, that's fine. But don't be surprised if I PM or email you about being your beta; if I see a fic that needs dire improvement, or even a little nudge in the right direction, then I inform the author. Just, you know, acknowledge my efforts in your story with a mention. Mentions are a good /br /br /
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But don't get me wrong; it's entirely up to the author to accept me. But be warned that, as a beta-reader, I will point out flaws in the story dynamic itself. If there's a possible Mary Sue/Gary Stu about to erupt, then I'll point it out to the author, and recommend a few /br /br /
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If you need to brainstorm a story, I'm also willing to lend you an ear to talk to; I'll toss back ideas to help the story /br /br /
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Just remember, I'm here to help you. If you don't want my help, then find someone else. I won't help someone who doesn't want /br /br /
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So, if you don't want me, and tell other authors to avoid seeking out my help, then I will contact the admins and tell them about your actions. br /br /br /
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So to those who are like this, then I have a few words to say: In the spirit of nonjon's A Black Comedy, I say "Fuck you all very much. And your mothers twice."