Hello! My name is EternalThief. I'm an eccentric guy with eccentric tastes in eccentric things! If you're looking for a Beta, I'm your guy! I may seem very dark and depressive, but I can be upbeat and cheerful! If you need a Beta, I'm the one you should look to!

I'm an overly descriptive person. I can go on for paragraphs about a specific event person or place. Adjectives are my soul mate.

Plots Plots Plots Plots Plots. I may excel at description, but I cannot for the life of me develop a good long-running plot. I'm good at One-Shots, but if you're hoping for plot material, keep looking.

I prefer darker stories. The happy sappy attitude just doesn't really do it for me. I'd prefer to read stories that have an in-depth plot, and aren't just surface skimmers. So many stories that skim the surface can dive so much deeper. And the happy thing, darker, more angsty stories are my forte.

Mary Sues. OC's. Happy Stories. Short Plots. OVERLY DONE COMEDIES.I can't stand a Mary Sue character. The perfecion sickens me. Every characters has flaws. OC's. Often over-powered and over-done. Tone 'em done into a more believable form. Although they are often needed, try not to make them a major character if you want me to read it. Happy stories, just don't work for me. Short plots, not my best interest. I could probably beta it for you, but it's not exactly my favorite. To me, a plot requires mystery, unexpected twists and turns, and things no one expects until they happen. Kinda like the American Government. The comedies, I'm all for a good laugh, but when your whole story becomes one large overly excited continuosly going drawn out "cracked-out" joke, it just becomes sickening to read.

Anime Naruto

Game Sly Cooper

General Drama

Adventure Angst

Fantasy Tragedy