Edward Cullen just moved to a new town. When he meets Lydia, things don't go right. Get ready for burrito throwing, Goth girls, a llama, and Homer Simpson's SPIDER PIG!
Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Lydia D.