Our heroes have their retirement interrupted to protect their homes from an entity that wanders from universe to universe, leaving destruction in its wake. But this time, they're looking for it. Let me tell you about... The Adventure Zone!

So it's like smoking hot over here in the shitstain of Texas and I think I'm actually starting to sweat my skin off. No joke, the liquids I'm dripping? Not sweat. It's actually melted flesh rolling down the sexy contours of my exposed muscles. This is TurntechGodhead, and welcome to Sburb.