Ed and Al find themselves in a strange town where everyone looks at them funny. When they try asking where they are the person screams and runs away. Then a strange boy confronts them named Dib and he has the brothers follow him to a supposed alien base.

Warning: Major Crack Fic. Irkens have discovered Alchemy and now plan to use it to their advantage, but it screws up, and now, chaos breaks out as many shows join them. Stay tuned!