Modern AU, OOC Nui. After overhearing that there are frequently loud noises coming from Number Four Privet Drive, Nui decides to get to the bottom of it once and for all. She finds a little boy outside, alone in the rain. She finds him adorable, so she gleefully takes him under her wing.

Satsuki has become president of Honno City. While attempting to soothe her frazzled nerves with a limo ride, she witnesses the abuse and abandonment of a little boy in a bad neighbourhood. She gives Vernon Dursley what he deserves, and decides to do what she considers best for the child...

Ryuko's not exactly what one would consider the maternal type. But when an injured child randomly appears in her living room, she finds that maternal instincts come much easier than she originally thought.

It's the first day of the new school year, and it's time to sort all the students into the Houses they will spend the next seven years of their lives in. This story will be a character analysis of most of the characters from Kill la Kill as I place them each into a different house based on their personality. If you have any ideas for other "Sorting Hat" stories, let me know.