Welcome to my domain mortals (breaks out in hysterical bad guy laughter) sorry forgot to take my pills (pops a few into his mouth and washes it down with some milk) ah, that hit the spot, oh yes that's right, you're all probably here expecting to learn a few things about myself. Well, why not, I have some time to kill so allow me to impart a little of myself.

AGE: 25 years old physcally, though when it comes to mental age I'd say I'm about three LOL

GENDER:Male, although my mother likes to call me 'the daughter she always wanted' because of my somewhat bitchy demeanor at times, don't you just love those tender loving relationships ya have with the family?

FAMILY: My family is about as dysfunctional as you can get but to be honest I wouldn't have them any other way. There's my mom Lori, a huge fan of Tolkien and a bookworm extroidrinaire, my step father David,a tough as nails yet kind hearted role model who works hard to put food on the table and pushes me to bemore independent whether I like it or not. Then there's my little half brother Jonathan, the seven year old incarnation of chaos and discord who despite being a frequent pain in the arse I love very dearly. And of course there's my father Glenn, who as an example of his gargantuan ego immediately notified me that I had forgotten to mention him in this profile and wasted no time sending me an email chastizing me for my grievous error, despite his large girth and even larger ego heis a man who I love very dearly and greatly respect, now if only he could stop pestering me to make a living baking pecan pies (don't ask your better off not knowing) We also happen to be taking care of enough pets to fill a Zoo, we have four chickens, two schnoodles (cross breeds between Schnowzers and Poodles) named Emma and Rosy who make up for their small size with the energy of dogs four times their size, Trouble, a wild cat we adopted off the street who we affectionately refer to as the 'killer kitty' due to her taste for wild birds and small woodland creatures, and last but definetely not least we have Kujo, a parrot with a beak like a scimitar who spent so many years in a pet store he's memorized the bird calls of at least twenty different birds. Needless to say the environment around here is pure gold for a an aspiring writer like myself :)

FAVORITE MOVIES: I have a lot of favorites actually. Believe it or not I'm a big fan of the classic Disney movies like Alladin, Beauty and The Beast, and my all time favorite, Sleeping Beauty, it's a good example of how back when they did things old school Disney could weave a helluva story, that and Maleficent was badass as a dragon. Still they occasonally come up with some good movies like the Pirates Of The Carribean films, If I was to be a pirate I would so want to be Jack Sparrow, he showed us that you don't have to always know what your doing to be a great character. Aside from that I'm also a big fan of sci-fi movies, mainly those involving claws, fangs, tentacles, spikes, scales, mandibles you get the picture. Thus its not too much of a surprise that some of my all time favorite movies are the Tremors series as well as all the Godzilla movies to name a few. I'm also somewhat of a Lord Of The Rings fan as well as Star Wars. One of my all time favorite characters in those movies had to be General Grievous the cyborg Jedi killer. Sure he didn't put up that great a fight in the third movie but anyone who saw the animated mini series of Cartoon Network knows that back in his prime he could have gone toe to toe with even Luke Skywalker. I was a little less than satisfied though with how Anakin became Darth Vader, don't get me wrong the final battle on Mustafar was fantastic, it's just that he becomes too much of a crybaby near the end, he was much more of a likeable character when he was a child in the first movie.

FAVORITE GAMES: Ooh, that's a tough one. I'm a particularly big fam of RPG's and platformers. I especially try and go for the lesser known games that not too may peopel now about or just pass for the latest flashy release. As such my videogame library is full of odd little gems like Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil, Psychonauts,Shadow Of The Colossus, and my all time favorite game Disgaea: Hour Of Darkness. Still I do manage to snag a few of the more popular franchises here and there and am a fan of such popular games as Jak and Daxter, Ratchet And Clank, Sly Cooper,Kingdom Hearts,and god only knows what else I have so many games cluttered around my room it's a wonder I'm able to make my way in and out of there.

FAVORITE CARTOONS: Well, I am primarily a devout follower of the church of Toonami so I have a special place in my heart for cartoons, especially Anime. As you can probably figure out Teen Titans is by far my favorite cartoonshow although Family Guy runs a close second (god bless the twisted mind that came up with Stewie, that kid is beyond hilarious)and running third is the beloved green megalomaniac known as Invader Zim. Like I said before I love Anime some of my favorites are Hellsing, Yu-Gi-Oh! Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, One Piece, and all sorts of zany stuff like that.Hey, you may have to grow old physically, but you can stay immature forever, and that's just what I'm planning to do :)

HOBBIES: Reading books and magazines, reading and writing stories online, Playing video games, watching T.V and basically just lounging around the house eating, sleeping and other exciting activities. I also enjoy playing Yu-Gi-Oh! and Duel Masters with my friends at school. I'm not much of a social butterfly per say, though I just recently got into a passionate long distance relationship with a lovely girl from Missouri named Jenny, so I generally just hang out in my lair-er, I mean room occasionally leaving the sanctuary of my bed and entertainmentsytem in search of food.

Well, I think that's about enough info for the general reader, if anyone actually wants to know some more in depth details about me feel free to contact me at my e-mail adress maxmairo@ I'd be happy to reply.