Greetings. "I" is a unique combination of The Dane and Worldmage, teaming up to bring you the ultimate in soft drinks. We hope that this joint account is seen as an exercise in fairness, since we both worked on all fics posted under this name, rather than as an abuse of the system. Thank you and good night. Many thanks to our multitudinous beta-readers. We *wuuuuuv yuuuuuuu*...
[Dane smacks Worldmage over the head]