Proud American, Proud believer in the infinite stupidity of Donald Trump, Proud Hair Fetishest.

Not necessarily in that order.

But isn't hair so nice though?

To skip the rant about hair, please skip to 'Not About Hair Anymore.'

Hair is fucking beautiful. Blonde hair, red hair, black hair, brown hair. Pink and blue hair is nice, but often it's cut awfully short. Blegh. Long hair is king.

Blonde, then pink, then black, then blue, then red, then brown.

Ringlets are cute but not if it's just ringlets, right?

Ponytails are adorable, don't worry about dealing with your hair if you don't want, I know it's a pain in the ass.

Hair down to the ass is fucking terrific. The bigger and more complicated, the more arousing. But the simple crazy long ponytail is still great, not doubt.

I used to hate buns, but with the right accessories anyone can pull one off. Try putting chopsticks in the bun, or pencils. Some people don't need those to look good in one, the taller you are, the more likely you'll need them.

Simply letting your hair tumble around you is an acceptable choice, even though some might try to say otherwise.

Seriously, hair can make a 5 into a 10, easy.

As long as you don't cut it to above your ears. A bit above the chin is fine, but short hair, or spiky hair, is an instant turn off. It just reminds you of a dude. Maybe, maybe there might be a few people that can pull off a pixie cut, but... I've never seen one. Short hair, unless you're bi or gay and looking to signal that, is an instant no from me.

Though, I highly doubt any girls will read this. I love your hair though, if any of you do read this.

And, wigs are fine. Like maybe you're in chemo, or something else happened. Maybe that's insensitive, and people in chemo are 'still beautiful' and I agree, but without hair, the image is definitely lacking. But with a good wig, all is fixed. It doesn't matter if it's not your real hair. People get extensions and weaves and stuff, so why would a wig be different?

Not About Hair Anymore

If you're wondering, yes I do have another account, and no I will not tell you which it is. All I can say is that I have four current stories, my OTP is Perzoe, and I've never seen Pertemis that makes any sense. Seriously, get real. No matter how awesome he is, she's a virgin goddess. They don't get into relationships with mortals while they're still alive, remember?

Oh, and I certainly have no stories with titles that involve going up. Nope, definitely none of those, no parodies of Guardian fics either, nope, not me. Definitely, certainly, and absolutely no harems or stories with tiny one shot chapters all of equal length.

If you know who I am and are thinking about telling on me, or something, you're wrong. I will vehemently deny it(actually I won't say anything I'll just delete your review, plus I totally wasn't being sarcastic at all, not that you could tell through writing, so I technically claimed not to have the stories I described, and you can't prove otherwise) Additionally, you're reading my fucking profile, so consider why you read a smut story before you judge me.

If you both know my real pen name, and was able to solve my age on my profile there, you deserve to know that one of them is indeed wrong. It hardly matters which, though.

I'll say it whenever rape occurs in my stories but I'll say it again here: Don't fucking rape people. It's not okay. Rape fantasies are okay, but sex without consent is a horrific act that can never be condoned.

But unfortunately when writing certain stories, rape is necessary as a story element. But one thing I absolutely simply can't stomach is the idea of raping someone's (vaginal) virginity away, so nobody will ever do that in my stories. The chick will get mindbroken and accept everything before she gets deflowered, if she's still a virgin.

My pen name is from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. "Just might sleep with the same girl twice, they say it's better the second time. They say you get to do the weeeiiird stuff." ('We do the weird stuff!')

That's it for now, and maybe I'll post a story where Percy makes every girl his bitch or something, idk.

Oh, and I don't have a beta. I made that up. I usually proofread everything four times before I upload it. I only read through these chapters once.

Lol wtf is going on with this Vartron Shit

I could explain to you why I haven't updated in so long, such as I have social anxiety and my laptop broke so it was extremely hard for me to contact warranty services and get it fixed, and I had a depressive episode, was considering suicide, and dropped out of college, and my life has completely changed since the last episode, and I have ADHD and wasn't able to focus on this story while my life has been falling apart.

But although all of that is true, none of it is the complete reason I haven't updated.

The real reason I haven't updated...

Is because I didn't feel like it. Also switching between my main account and this one is a hassle, so I don't often remember to do so.

Yes, it really is that mundane of a reason.

So sue me.

I have no intentions of abandoning this story, but go ahead and write chapters like it if you want. You can even use the same premise. But you can't 'adopt' an episodic story. Using the chapters I've already written doesn't really... It just doesn't work. Whatever.

And I didn't rant about how much I hated people abandoning stories. I was ranting about how much of a douche wordsmith sounded like when he did it.

Read whoever you want.

I don't have any rivals.

I don't care if someone plagiarizes my work.

This is a free website.

I don't actually owe you anything.

I gain nothing from you reading this, other than enjoying people enjoying my work. If people offered constructive criticism on the actual literary elements of the story, then maybe I would care in a more imperative sense of the word if people stopped reading it.

But people don't review like that, so I don't care.

Especially since this story has over 75,000 views. That's ludicrous. I thought my main account's main story was popular, with over 500 favs and follows. But it barely broke 50,000 views on more than quadruple the chapters. That's just stupid.

Who adopted what? I started this story based on the idea of monsters breeding PJO women. It was on unannounced hiatus, and now it's still on hiatus, or it might as well be, because I'm slow as all hell.

But if you're looking for a laugh, read the reviews for this story.

IDK if Vartron went nuts or he actually got hacked, but I couldn't see a distinctive difference in his voice in any of the reviews.

Oh, and if you're crusading, what a joke. Don't you have better things to spend your time on?

Also, I once said rape should be a capital offense. However, that's only philosophically, as no justice system is perfect, and convicted murderers are being exonerated by DNA evidence all the time. Combine that with the fact that execution in the US is unbelievably slow (less than 10 annually) and ridiculously expensive ($$$$$$), I don't support the death penalty in the first place. But in a world with a perfect justice system with 100% accuracy and no cost executions, I still think rape should be a capital offense.

Working on a new chapter