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Joined 07-14-17, id: 9470175, Profile Updated: 01-21-20
Author has written 10 stories for Quest for Camelot, Mummies Alive!, Hobbit, Last Unicorn, Year Without a Santa Claus, Gangs of New York, Star Wars, and Hunger Games.

Hey! Thanks for taking the time to check out my profile; I hope you enjoy my horrible stories.

A little about me: I live in a tiny town in Idaho, where I spend most of my time avoiding responsibilities, writing, and bitching about the snow.

My obsessions come in waves, so I apologize if I start a story and then don’t finish it for a couple months. I like a lot of things. I don't often reply to reviews unless I'm specifically asked, but I do read and consider them carefully.

Anyway, I appreciate your support and thank you for taking the time out of your life to give your two cents to a humble garbage can farmer such as myself.

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Horror Edition by kade32 reviews
Charlie Bucket wins a golden ticket to the biggest, enigmatic chocolate factory owned by the greatest confectioner ever, Willy Wonka. Unfortunately, he and the other ticket winners soon realize that there's more to Mr. Wonka than meets the eye. Soon, the kids get caught in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse and must work together in order to make it out alive.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/7/2018
Second Thoughts by wanderingmindstravelfar reviews
(General Hux X reader) Imagine you are a technician for the First Order. Through unexpected circumstances, you develop a relationship with General Hux, but as you grow closer and witness more of his actions, you begin to question whether it can last. Set roughly during the events of The Force Awakens. Rated M for some potentially mature romance in later chapters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 10/5/2017
Jonah by tragicbeauty1991 reviews
"Oh, God," Hook thought, "I am INSIDE the crocodile!" The scream stuck in his throat as though he had swallowed a mouthful of sand. "Scream as loudly as you like," a voice seemed to say. "No one can here you down here."
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2017
The Deal by Madame Body reviews
When Damaris tries to save her sister from a loveless marriage she ends up becoming a personal slave to Hades. She only hopes to survive this sadistic god long enough to gain her freedom, but could love really bloom from such a cold heart? Perhaps both these characters are what each other needs to feel acceptance in this world. Hades x OC Rated M to be safe.
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/14/2017 - [Hades, OC]
A Ranger and a Stranger by kitten dwarf reviews
He thought maybe, just this once, he wouldn't have to spend this day alone. Red Green Show / Ranger Gord
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Complete
An Adventure To Remember by Love.Fiction.2020 reviews
Nadia has been living with the Lars family for over a year and has been in a relationship with her farm boy, Luke Skywalker for over two years. After Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen are killed, she is whizzed off on an adventure of a lifetime. She will experience it all. RIP Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia.) LS/OC and LO/HS. HIATUS. SORRY!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,092 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Luke S., OC] [Han S., Leia O.]
Perfect Illusion by monstergalpri reviews
The title shall speak for itself and so will my story.
Wuthering Heights - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2016
Zombie Brains and the Black Cauldron by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
Some time ago I got the drunkest I've ever been in my life, and wrote a very, very short story for "The Black Cauldron" on my phone. The story is followed by a critical analysis that offers several interpretations of the narrative. Feel free to offer your own analysis in a review.
Black Cauldron - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Hen Wen - Complete
Autumn Dreams by Coxcomb in Summer reviews
Jim hadn't worked out, but there would be others. "Why would you tattoo your arms with such sad emotions?" she asked. Mr. Dark retracted his arm. "Happier ones disagree with me."
Something Wicked This Way Comes, Ray Bradbury - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Mr. Dark
My Brother Torments My Heart by MyPrematureBurial1849 reviews
My beloved torments my heart with his voice, He makes sickness take hold of me; He is neighbor to my mother's house. And I cannot go to him! Mother is right in charging him thus: "Give up seeing her!" It pains my heart to think of him, I am possessed by love of him. Ahkmenrah/OC Kahmunrah/OC Akhmenrah/OC/Kahmunrah
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Ahkmenrah, Kahmunrah
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Capitol Darling reviews
When Willow Astoroth miraculously won the 69th Hunger Games, she thought she had put the worst behind her. However, interest from an unexpected source has placed her back under fire and navigating the life of a victor is harder than she thought. Haymitch-OC-Pres. Snow
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/10 - OC, Haymitch A., Pres. Snow
Colonel Warlusk reviews
Jayd’s path has brought her back to the side of an old friend and given her a chance to find peace in her past. Ben Solo/ OC
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/18/2017 - OC, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, General Hux
Mummy Magic reviews
After being killed while trying to protect Prince Rapses, Mara was granted the title of guardian by the pharaoh. Awake again in this new modern world, she has a second chance to protect the prince from evil and maybe to gain the affection of her colleague, Rath.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 9/21/2017 - OC, Rath, Ja-Kal, Nefer-Tina
Songs of Marryn reviews
Thorin has more cause than most to hate orcs... A love like no dwarf had ever seen was that of Thorin and Lady Marryn of Dale. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Thorin, OC
One Wild Night reviews
The only orders General Hux was given were to “give her whatever she wants.” The First Order needs what Ms. Eduala Judluxt has, but she won’t give it up easily. Not until she’s had a bit of fun. And what could be more fun than leading the attractive general on the wildest night of his life?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 12/21/2017 - General Hux, OC - Complete
Cursebreaker reviews
Sir Ruber was once among King Arthur's most trusted knights, but over the years a shadow had grown inside him, causing him to do unspeakable things. True love from someone unexpected might be his only chance of redemption. (Takes place during and after the movie)
Quest for Camelot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Kayley, Lord Ruber, Lady Julianna, OC - Complete
Little Mrs Cutting reviews
He took away her father, her brother, and her identity. She became what the butcher wanted under the threat of his knife. Can a young stranger called Amsterdam reawaken his sister beneath the sweet, subdued housewife that Bill Cutting has spent years creating?
Gangs of New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 11/23/2017
Cold, Wild Heart reviews
The Snow Miser has finally met his match in Peggy Parker, a fiery and clever young librarian from Southtown, USA. But he'll need more than just magic powers and goofy jokes to tame her cold, wild heart.
Year Without a Santa Claus - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 11/14/2017
Maiden of Laketown reviews
Ara is doing her best to be a good wife and a mother of sorts. But unexpected visitors and the threat of dragon fire could destroy everything.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Bard, OC, Bain, Sigrid - Complete
The Unicorn Hunter reviews
Alys began her quest for a selfish reason, but a few reluctant friendships and one unexpected romance might soften her heart and change the fate of the world. The unicorns may not be the only ones saved in the end. King Haggard/OC
Last Unicorn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Complete