In which Frisk isn't afraid to make controversial decisions as an ambassador. [Edited as of 12/04/2020]

A human falls into the Underground, and quickly realises that everyone there is either drunk, stoned, or completely off their face. Will they succumb to the temptations of the Underground or stay sober? [Warning: lots of drug use, swearing and graphic depictions of violence] {art by IPostStupidThings}

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.