Greetings to the PIT! I'm your host, Desdemona Winchcombe, commonly known as just Des! And welcome to my fanfiction dot net account! Well, I haven't updated this thing since I was in junior year in high school, and that's saying something, because I'm currently in my second year of junior college. I plan on updating with a new story soon, though! So, if you see a dramatic change in the quality of my stories... that's most likely the reason. (Or perhaps I still suck? It remains to be seen.)

Anyway! Some things about me as a writer... I am a whore. :o Yes, that's right. I'm writing fanfics because I want people to read them, not because it is my great dream to be a novelist or anything. Because if I was going to write for myself, I may as well just keep on roleplaying, because that's more fun to me. I'm putting up fanfics because I think people will like to read them. Hopefully I'm right!

...But, I'm not gonna lie. I like fan characters, and my characters are based off of me and my friends. I try extremely hard not to do this in a way that is Mary Sue, but that's usually the immediate perception of "based off me," so if that isn't what creams your twinkie, you should probably read with caution.

Also, I don't write too much in the way of pairing stuff - I think friends and bonds of friendship are much more fun to read and write for. But romance fans can make whatever implications they want, of course! I neither ship nor discourage.

- And, if you've read my older stuff, you'll notice that I have no reservations about being stupid as hell. 8D I don't take myself seriously and neither should you.

Now! About me as a person!

I like talking about myself. IF you haven't noticed. I'm 20 years old, female, swings both ways. I think people on the internets are funny. Fandom crack is the win. And speaking of fandoms, I like -

THESE ANIME: Shaman King, Fullmetal Alchemist, Zatch/Gash Bell, Yu-Gi-Oh!, The Law of Ueki

THESE MANGA: Naruto, Hunter x Hunter, Yumekui Kenbun

THESE GAMES: Kingdom Hearts 1+2, Shadow Hearts Covenant, Okage: Shadow King, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story, POKEMON

THESE ASSORTED THINGS FROM AMERICA NOT JAPAN: Lost, Invader Zim, Disney, Nick in the 90's, Cartoon Network in the 90's, Kid Nation, America's Next Top Model

-- And! I'm running out of time at the library so that will be all.