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Joined 05-22-17, id: 9248890, Profile Updated: 10-01-17
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, One Piece, Young Justice, and Young Justice.

Disclaimar:I don't own anything I write about

Name:Shadow Merit

Country:South Africa

Continent:Africa

Age:Not mentioning

My name is Shadow Merit.I'm located in South Africa no Iceland.I joined Fanfiction a month ago.I started reading Fanfiction months ago but almost a full year.I have to thank sladerules.He is the best that ever lived.

I read Naruto mainly Percy Jackson and the Olympians,Bleach,Avatar the last airbender,All CN cartoons,Twilight,Were Wolf,Justice Leage,Young Justice and many more I totally PJO,I hate Artemis,Athena,Annabeth and many Bleach I hate Rukia only Rukia and so the list goes on

My likes-Chocolate,Chemistry,Mistery,Fire,Earth,

Family,Nature,My cute girlfriend

Dislikes-Annoying people,Sleep,School,Teachers,Homework,Principal,Waking Up

Hobbies-Sleeping,Lazing the day off,Reading

Dream-Be a famous rapper and Chemist

Remember I LOVE REVIEWS SO KEEP'EM COMING

MEVÓI

It takes 34 muscles to frown 34 muscles to smile and 4 muscles to stick up your middle finger and say "Bite Me!" Here's another one but not so appropriate... Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, it only takes 42 muscles to frown But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker across the face. Pass it on... The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! How to live insanely at an elevator: 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. MEOW occasionally. 6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7. SAY -DING at each floor. 8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21. SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you. 25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. ASK, "Did you feel that?" 34. TELL people that you can see their aura. 35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time... 38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air 39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors 40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39. 41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come. 42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention. Things I learn from my mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father." 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" Honorary Member of The Book of Log. If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments Possible Book of Log Positons: Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid. Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended. Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months. Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken: For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling. For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings. For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings. For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log. For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings. If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD- LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off. 'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy. and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.' -book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4 'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.' -book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3 'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads. you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.' -book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16 'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.' -book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82 'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none. -book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9 'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.' -book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70 Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 1,033,856 - Reviews: 9906 - Favs: 14,663 - Follows: 13,878 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Dragonslayer by KitsuneDragon reviews
He said he saw great potential in my small body and he raised me. Because of him I lived, I learned, and I finally found someone I could call nakama. Even if he didn't call me the same. I am his son, I am his student...The Dragonslayer of Acnologia.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 1,028,085 - Reviews: 4416 - Favs: 5,594 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Naruto U., Ultear M.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 397,008 - Reviews: 2616 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 4,906 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Young Justice Rise of Orange by Drag0n5on reviews
He came for one reason only. To take back what is his. Somehow he ended up joining a team. He was cool with that. he would still get what he wanted back. It was his. That was his right.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,995 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 3/27/2017
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9343 - Favs: 11,146 - Follows: 9,954 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
To Touch The Sky by The Struggling Warrior reviews
All he ever wanted was to escape the darkness and reach out into the light. He dreamed of the opportunity to be free and untamed like the sky. When he finally gets the chance, however, the boy called a weapon will quickly find out that the decision to try to touch the sky has very devastating consequences.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,908 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Naruto U.
Heirs of a lost world by DatXeno91 reviews
Time's up. The world is about to die. But what if two friends managed to get a second chance? Transformed into something they know nothing about, will our heroes be able to live a life worth to be lived? Or will they fall under the weight of their past and future? With unknown abilities and a weird new world, who can you trust, other than yourself?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 6/10/2017 - Steven U., OC
Jinchuuriki of the Justice by sohit212996 reviews
Naruto sleeps and wakes up after ten thousand years into a new world with new world comes new threats new enemies and new friends
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,295 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 10/20/2017
Demigod of Trade by PainX65 reviews
He didn't care what his siblings, mother or the others in camp thought of him. Mistake, Monster, it was all the same to him, nothing new at all. However what he did care about was getting the children of the gods to camp in exchange for power, he is known as the Demigod of Trade.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,875 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Naruto U., Silena B., Khione, Melinoe
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4326 - Favs: 7,336 - Follows: 6,367 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
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Naruto:Hated son of Artemis reviews
Naruto finds out Kushina isn't his real mother so he sets out a jorney in the world of PJO facing monsters,looking for his mother and having fun on the way
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 6/13/2017 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Shīrudo no Gotham reviews
Yo! i posted this in a wrong category- A new hero has risen, and why does Megan feel a burning feeling in her chest when she looks at him.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Naruto U., Megan M./Miss Martian
Shīrudo no Ghotham reviews
A new hero has risen and his name is Shīrudo, Batman offers him a place in the Young Justice, will he accept or will he decline -Dom-Dom-Dom-
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Naruto U.
Challenge Time -heh-heh-heh reviews
This is a challenge PM me if ya interested.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Naruto U., Robin - Complete
Hated love reviews
Naruto's sister Akane hates him what will he do about that Good Danzo
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
The techno inventor reviews
Naruto is an inventor he is smart has high chakra levels and also slightly neglected
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Naruto U.
Pranker of Leaf reviews
Naruto tries using weapons to be a better shinobi for him and Team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
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