Claeri
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Joined 10-26-05, id: 920233, Profile Updated: 10-25-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

If I were a fish, I think I would be an angel fish.

If I were a poem, I think I would be The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock, or maybe I would be Funeral Blues.

If I were paint, I think I would be red.

If I were a yarn, I would probably be tangled.

If I were a person, I probably wouldn't be. I would be a dancer.

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I update on whim.

It's a guilty pleasure.

I rarely have time.

Revision: I often have time; I rarely make time.

Enjoy my words.

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Harry Potter and the Irresponsible Shippers by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Back AGAIN! Still the digitally remastered sumptuous edition director's cut. Sick and tired of reading weird pairings in Harry Potter fics? Me too. From Snape/Lily to Voldemort/McGonagall, I make fun of them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Dance! by Naia reviews
AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6597 - Favs: 5,705 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Go To The Devil by Dracoismysexgod reviews
Postapocalyptic story about Hermione and Draco and the evil that lurks in the hearts of all people. Difficult to explain, but just give it a try! ::Winner at Dramione Awards and Nominated at Dangerous Liaisons:: Warning: VERY dark
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,849 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
You've Got Mail by marvindamartian reviews
It's Ginny's birthday, and her biggest present is a brand new computer. She soon starts talking to a stranger online, though that stranger is a lot closer than she thinks. And what is with her new DADA teacher?. Eventually DG, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,945 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Seventh Horcrux by The Other J K Rowling reviews
My version of the Seventh book... including Harry and Ron's apparition test,Godric's Hollow, Romance, Voldemort, Horcruxes, The Final Battle, etc... Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Harry P.
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The Girl from Somewhere Else reviews
Dami is the daughter of a wizard diplomat, and has lived overseas her entire life. However, once Voldemort comes out into the open, her family must move back to London--which means Dami begins at Hogwarts in Harry, Ron and Hermione's sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - OC, Harry P.
When Ballet is Life reviews
Lily is remembering her time at Hogwarts, the famous dance school. Loosely follows the events implied in the books, but in a ballet setting. LilyJames, SiriusOC, and RemusOC. Please review! Have fun reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,099 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
After the Happily Ever After reviews
Harry and Ginny's daughter begins Hogwarts shortly after tradgedy has struck the family. Ginny must face empty house and grief on her own, while Alexia faces the children of her fathers classmates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
One Last reviews
Harry and Hermione witness the death what they think is the last maurader, only to remember that there's one last...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Dance Magic reviews
ON HOLD...Hermione is ten years old, and a ballet fanatic. The same day she is accepted at a world renowed dance school, she gets her letter from Hogwarts! Now she has to decide, dance, or magic. Please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Hermione G.
Je m'appelle Ginny reviews
ON HOLD...Ginny's life is changed so she can not go to Hogwarts for the remainder of her seventh year. Instead she goes to Beauxbatons. What changes await her there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Ginny W.