...I think this is in need of some serious updates.

Hey there. You can call me Forta, or Torrie if you prefer. I'm not much of a writer, but humour me.

My main fandoms are Hetalia and Naruto, although I still dabble in Pokemon on occasion, and I've been known to hover around the House and NU!Trek fanfiction archives as well.

My favourite characters are Germany and Kabuto respectively. I know the latter is strange. I'm honestly not sure why I like him. But I do.

My favourite 'ships are GerIta, OroKabu, H/W and K/S, although as long as it doesn't interfere with what I already ship I'll read just about anything (for some reason I get really irritated when I see things like Germancest. I don't know why, seeing as how it's completely irrational. But then, I'm pretty irrational myself.)

If you're reading this because you've stumbled upon my fanfics, I truly apologise. I haven't the heart to delete all of my eleven-year-old self's hard work (I did get rid of most of it), but I know that it's terrible. The only decent one here is Ranger Net Chronicles, which coincidentally is the only non-one-shot I have ever finished. (Okay, technically it's four oneshots, but whatever.)

I'm best at writing introspective, descriptive stuff. Occasionally I am vaguely humourous. I can't write action, and I definitely can't write smut (not that it stops me from trying.)

As for me personally? (If you're just here for the crappy fanfic and don't care about the author, start scrolling, I'll let you know when I'm done.)

I'm fifteen, almost sixteen.

I live in Sydney, Australia.

I'm pretty much a lesbian (which probably explains why I can't write guy-on-guy sex)

I'm atheistic, mainly because religion gets shoved down my throat five days a week and I've become kinda jaded, and also because some Christians can be real asshats and I would probs just be irritated at them the whole time and miss the point.

I speak and read very basic Japanese, and I'm slowly learning Russian, which isn't going to be useful but will be very cool to speak in.

I get irritated when people are bigoted, racist etc., but I tend to keep quiet simply because I'm sick of arguing with people.

OKAY I'M DONE.

Well, thanks for reading this. Bye-bye now.