Terry is a kid in her mid-twenties still coming to terms with the fact that she has a grown up job... grown up responsibilities... some actual direction... just the basic fact that she's apparently an adult now. She's a family support worker by day and, by night, she writes pages and pages of whatever strikes her fancy. Some of those stories end up here... Whether writing is an actual talent (pssh!) of hers is for you lovely readers to decide, but she would like to make you aware of the skills she has that are entirely uncontested and (in her humble opinion) should land her in some sort of fancy record book:

1. The utterly dignified, highly marketable, and undeniably useful ability to unwrap a starburst candy with her tongue (see moniker for details).

2. Unparalleled speed and accuracy opening a bottle of beer. (It should be noted that comparable skills honed behind the bar in her student days also include pouring a perfect 5 oz glass of wine, mixing your favourite cocktail, and explaining to you that you're cut off).

3. Not being on facebook.

4. Speaking in third person. (She's among the top percentile of the world's most proficient third-person speakers).

Reviews in all forms are accepted and cuddled, and don't bother treading lightly if you're feeling critical. The author is terminally laid back and considers herself akin to teflon. Plus, she likes constructive criticism.

20/10/12 - Yeah, I updated the profile in preparation of getting back into this scene... Stories that have begun to atrophy (possibly to be retooled and re-posted at a later date) have been taken down. Many stories I have currently in the editing phase await posting. Thank you to all my reviewers who keep coming back to the well... Have some candy!