Hello and welcome to my Fanfiction page!!! I hope you enjoy your stay! There are tea and biscuits if you would like.

So, now for a small introduction of myself:

Name: a six-letter word

Age: between 0 and 100

Gender: either male or female

Personality: secretive

Ha ha I'm sorry I just had to do that. Anyway, I absolutely love anime and manga, so here is a list of those that I like and those that I dislike:

Anime (and manga) I like:

Hamatora

Mekakucity actors

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

Code Geass

Assassination classroom

Seraph of the End

Durarara!!!

No. 6

Ouran High School Host Club

Kiss him, not me

Dramatical murder (the anime)

Shinsekai Yori

Sukisho

Ten count (...)

Anime (and manga) I don't like:

Vampire Knight (tho I write tons of fics for Kaname x Zero)

The melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Rosario Vampire

And since I have nothing else to do, I am going to write down my yaoi ships here:

Kaname Kuran x Zero Kiryuu

Takuma Ichijou x Senri Shiki

Ichiru Kiryuu x Zero Kiryuu

Guren Ichinose x Shinya Hiragi

Mikaela Shindo x Yuichiro Amane (their real last names)

Karma Akabane x Nagisa Shiota

Asano Gakushuu x Karma Akabane

Hiroto Maehara x Yuuma Isogai

Suzaku Kururugi x Lelouch vi Brittania

Nezumi x Shion

Shizuo Heiwajima x Izaya Orihara

Satoru Asahina x Shun Aonuma

Nice x Art

Ratio x Birthday

Murasaki x Nice

Hikaru x Kaoru

Kyouya Otori x Tamaki Suoh

Konoha x Shintaro Kisaragi

Kuroha x Shintaro Kisaragi

Kuroha x Konoha

Ahh...I kinda ran out of stuff to say...So now for a facts list!!!

1. I have been a determined cosplay maker (kind of) since I got a sewing machine for my Birthday last month. I have made cosplay of Art from Hamatora and Konoha from Mekakucity actors, and a few others that I can't find. Just my dad won't let me but wigs.

2. I play guitar and have done for 6 years. I have 4 guitars but I had to give one to charity since it won't fit in my bedroom. Sob.

3. I am in my school's rock band as lead guitarist and crazy anime-lover. For each of our big concerts I wear cosplay or anime-inspired clothes of some sort. For our next one, I'm going as Konoha. Band practice is from 3:30 to 5:30 every Friday evening.

4. Before my best friend left the school, we used to get bullied for liking anime.

5. I have a book in which I write down ideas for fanfictions, and so far I have 87 ideas. And only written up and published like 7... Well, I have plenty of time, right?

6. In the space of one week, I dyed my hair from dark brown to jet black, then cut it short, cos it kinda got out of hand once I grew it...

7. I like drawing a lot, and I would love it if you could check out my DevianArt account!!! It's GurenHiragi03. Congratulations if you are still reading!!!

8. I have an obsession with plastic gemstones.

9. Since I started drawing for real 10 months ago, I have completed 8 sketchbooks.

10. I am known in my school as "that kid who draws really well". Not by my name.

11. I go to a school that is completely french, except for English, music and art classes.

12. I am fluent in English and French and I have been learning Mandarin for two years and German for one. I speak much better German than Mandarin.

13. I have social anxiety.

14. I do 3 hours of athletics a week, and have done so for 2 years. I'm still not very good tho!!! So frustrating.

15. Apart from the 8 hours in which I sleep, I'm online, whether on my phone or computer, 24/7.

16. I hate going outside.

17. People often ask me if I'm a vampire cos I have black hair and very white skin.

18. I am afraid of sunlight but my dad won't let me put sunscreen on these days cos its winter.

19. I hate hate hate cinemas, but love watching theater. Performing it is my worst nightmare, so lucky for me I'm doing so twice in front of my whole school in a month...

20. I love chess. A lot.

I don't have anything more to say about myself really, except that my hands really hurt after writing all that... Wow I've revealed so much about myself about myself already... well, bye!!! See you later!!! I hope you enjoyed the tea and biscuits! And sorry if there are any spelling mistakes...

PS. I wonder if anyone in my class will read this...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

QUOTES

-I don't suffer insanity, I enjoy every minute if it.

-if idiots could fly, this pleace would an airport

-some people ask if the glass is half full, some ask if it's half empty...I ask are ya drinking that?

- go to heaven for the climate and Hell for the company.

-Heaven won't accet me and Hell is scared I'll take over...I'm screwed.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

if yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join, add this list to your profile.)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a sweet, dark cape that covers your whole body!

3. You get a really cool, crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MUHAHAHAHAHA

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

5. We get to wear black. Everything looks better and more form-fitting when it's black.

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! The BEST reason!

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP:

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.

2. There is no such thing as coincidence.

3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.

4. Everything's better in alternate universes.

5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.

6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.

7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.

8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.

9.Subtext really does equal buttsex.

10.Everything has a price.

11.The most powerful people are alcoholics.

12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.

13.True love always prevails. Usually.

comes in all forms.

least you’re not SUBARU.

16.Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.

17.If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.

18.Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.

19.Even in other series, you still will not kiss.

20.If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.

21.Never carry your most treasured item around with you.

22.Everybody has an evil twin.

Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.

24.If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.

25.Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.

26.The more they smile, the harder they fall.

27.Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.

28.Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.

29.Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.

30.Your boss is bad for you.

31.The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.

32.Blood is aesthetic.

’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.

34.Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.

doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.

matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.

with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.

with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) are usually not human in some way.

39.If you encounter men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) RUN in the opposite direction –this is a survival skill.

40.Unless you’re are that persons lover or are not human yourself.

41.Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.

’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.

43.Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!

44.Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.

45.If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favorite/bishounen, you’re doomed.

46.Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.

47.Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.

48.If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.

49.If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.

50.If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.

51.Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.

52.If someone in your series seems/is happy with sugar-coated fairies, and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.

53.Everything will be alright.

54.Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.

55.Everything happens in Tokyo.

56.Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.

57.Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.

58.Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.

59.Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.

60.Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.

61.Cherry blossoms are- screw that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.

62.Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.

your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.

one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.

65.Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.

66.The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.

67.Inanimate objects have feelings.

68.Eyes, especially magic ones, are in HIGH DEMAND.

69.Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.

your parents while you can.

71.The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.

72.Don’t give your name to strangers.

73.Don’t give your birthday to strangers.

74.Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.

75.Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.

76.Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.

77.Never trust shop owners.

can adore liquor more than food, but you do not have an ALCOHOL PROBLEM.

79.Everyone who's important, has the birthday April 1st.

's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-then it's a pairing.

81.Nothing says love than agreeing to be someone's primary life source.

82.When asking the Japanese what a word means, definitions don't matter, you just need Kanji.

83.Nothing says love like telling them to live till the day you kill them.

84.Nothing says love like placing various suffixes onto the end of the first four letters of their name.

Meat Buns before you eat them, you never know which one may be a Mokona.

86.Unless stated otherwise it is likely that the character you are looking at doesn't have a gender period.

87.If you are confused about a characters gender is more than likely either genderless or a boy.

88.If you are confused about a characters gender and it is a magical creature created by Clow (in any form) it is a boy -even if it is a magical creature not created by Clow -it's more than likely still a boy.

89.The percentage is even higher if it came from heaven -either as a chibi or an stuff animal.

90.If you for some unknown reason have your legs pulling you in an unknown direction -pray.

91.Or resist until the end.

92.If you see a shop in a place where an empty lot was yesterday you are not crazy. Just screwed.

93.Teachers and students are allowed to have relationships -even if they are 20 years apart in age.

94.If you've only seen the shows you've seen nothing -read the books.

95.If you have now read the books you know that your childhood has likely been destroyed.

series is good enough until it has a complete 180 plot twist.

attention to every little detail in the text, panels, and character behaviors -it it likely that this little hints will explain and a complete 180 plot twist coming up -even if it is a hundred chapters later.

owners do not age.

99.Lesson learned; own a shop and you will not age.

100.If you find a child hidden for several centuries in a forest and you are not from the Yasha clan -you are in the wrong place –run.

101.If your name/clan is Ashura then you are the god of war and are doom most likely in your love life.

102.All kindergartens are preparing to marry at the age of 16.

103.If the 4th grader is mature, quiet, and dating an older boy –it is your teacher. Oops.

104.If he has a sister complex, no matter what universe, he is either in love with his best friend or sleeping with him.

105.The closest thing to a kiss you will get in most cases is either on the neck, the cheek, or the forehead.

will most likely ever get a kiss on the lips.

107.Reincarnation is a screwed up thing.

108.If your school is shaped like a pentacle -you are attending Clamp Academy –run.

109.Or better yet, don’t enroll.

110.If you are a vampire hunter you more than likely just want to rape the cuter one.

111.If your name is Ashura and you love someone named Yasha -you'll never get a happy ending. Ever.

112.If you are an overzealous feminist who wears short shorts and is a detective -your body guard is probably in love with you.

113.Even if you are just a teenager with no association with the police -you can still get a hoard of officers to follow your orders to capture a thief that is also a 1st grader.

114.If you have two moms who never age you will be perfect at everything.

day your wife who have spent the last decade preparing to marry you will be every jealous of that fact.

116. Clow is the reason for everything, everywhere- even if you don't know it.