RG: Hiya everyone! I'm-

Pegasus: Anyone seen my Toon deck?

RG: Uh...

Leatherhead: Where's my labcoat?

Optimus: I believe Mikey has it.

Mikey: WHOOO! LOOK AT ME! I'M SMART!

Raph: No way, lame brain.

RG: (Smacks forehead) Guys, calm down!

Megatron: Calm down!

RG: Yes?

Megatron: I must defeat the Autobots!

RG: (Waps Megatron) Dork. Anyways, I'm-

Scary Godmother: Coming through! (knocks RG off her feet) Gotta bake the leaves and paint the clouds into the sky!

RG: (Sweatdrops and shakes head, sighing) Poor Scary...

Cruger: CARSON!

RG: Oh dear. (Sweatdrops again) DC?

Cruger: Cadet Carson left his toast in the control room.

RG: Oh dear. (sweatdrops...again...)

Optimus: Anyone seen Bumblebee?

RG: That way. (Points to Bumblebee and Spike, who are pranking Sunny) Happy?

Prime: Oh dear. (Sweatdrops) Sunstreaker's not going to be happy when he wakes up.

RG: Nope...anyways...onto the other thingies!

Name: Alex
Age: 13 (14 on May 4th)
Gender: Female, pea brain

Stories in progress: Every single freakin' one of them!

Stories finished: (Snorts) Haven't even gotten close, my friend!

Favorite Quotes:

Okay, I'm gonna need a hammer, a chisel...and maybe a rocket launcher or two, but this pickel jar WILL come open! -- Unknown (I got this off of Tahalli's page and I think it's hilarious!)

Scary Godmother: Uh. No. Sorry. My soul is worth more than twelve pizzas. Psst, Skully! Ya got any money?
Mr. Pettibones: No. I left it in my OTHER pelvis.
Scary: Oh ha-ah very funny.

Bridge (from Power Rangers SPD): It's Buttery! (wiggles fingers)

Cruger: DISMISSED! (watches everyone run and then chuckles) It's good to be back.
Kat: Good to have you back, sir.

Well, it could've been worse. They coulda tied yer shoelaces together so 'ya couldn't get away." - Jazz in "the Wrong side of Right"

"I am not a spicy pickle!" - Hammertread (Lady StarScream's fancharacter)

TMNT what you get is what you see - Michelangelo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Raph: Panthers, Rams, Bears, eh they even got Dolphins! you'd think they'd have room for something a little more... Reptilian.
Don: The Turtles? My friend, unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being velocity-challenged.
Raph: Say what?

Michelangelo: He's getting right by you! Don't just- Ninja kick the damn rabbit to something! - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1st movie

Ladies and Gentlemen, Turtles and Rats, RUN, do NOT WALK, to the nearest exit!-Mikey (Again)

-I don't see you as the 'glass half full' type of person, either.
-Yeah, well, half full, half empty, if there's something in the damned glass, drink it!~Reece Gilmore and Brody from Nora Robert's "Angel's Fall"

-Alright, you put up the bait and I'll hide in case someone sees us!
-Right! (starts to head off) Heeeey! Wait!
-Too late! You agreed to it!
-(grumbles)
~Pantha and Tridrac as sparklings, playing a prank.

-If someone offers you two cookies, take it, that's a blanced diet; one cookie in each hand. If someone offers you two, decline. ~Me

-(Mocking "Terminator") I'll be back. ~Raph "TMNT III"

Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni.
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath.
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips.
Casey Jones: of the van they were repairing Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid.
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: Uh, "G".
Donatello: Here goes, Gak-face.
Casey Jones: I'm ready, Hose-brain.
~Donny and Casey "TMNT II; Secret of the Ooze"

Michaelangelo: )while Leonardo slices the pizza) Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu. Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
(a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head)
Michaelangelo: WHOOPS.
Splinter: Kids.
~Splinter and Mikey (a bit of Leo)

Optimus Prime: Sometimes even the wisest of man or machine can make an error.

-Into the ocean, let's be daring! Last one in is a rusty herring!
~Jazz

Quintesson: You are the Autobot called Kup. You are Cybertron's chief of security.
Kup: Nah, my name's Teaspoon, and I'm Cybertron's chief dishwasher.
((Okay, you all have to cackle at that one!))

Eh...I'll get back to you when I get more...

OC Profiles and Tech Specs time!

Name: Pantha
Age: Around 17 in human years
Gender: Female
Alt Mode: Panther
Function: Commander/Medic/Warrior
Faction: Maximal
Profile: Pantha is Rhinox's daughter. Her mother was one of the scientists that helped work on Rampage. When her father left to join the Aaxalon crew, Pantha was only sixteen in human years. When she heard of her father's death after Primal defeated Megatron, she rumaged through the datetracks of her father's journal to fins the stories of the Beast Wars. After she had studied them and read over them about five hundred times, she knew the entire Beast Wars by heart.

Pantha's mother, however, died soon after hearing about her father's death for unknown reasons and Pantha lived a lone. When she was 17, the femme heard a clunk outside her door and saw the Transmetal 2 Dinobot laying outside her home. She brought him in and reapaired him once she saw that he was, somehow, still alive.
Weapons/Abilities: Tail/Sword, Tasers that come from her wrists, Fangs and Claws,
Weakness: Pantha tends to rush into things without thinking when she gets angry, which often gets her into trouble. She is stubborn and doesn't like for people to question her orders or the reasoning behind them, which gets her into fights with Rattrap, who questions her orders a lot. If you get on her nerves and are a Pred, watch out. She's got a short temper when it comes to Predacons...
Motto: None, but she does say "Where there's trouble, there's Predacons...or Rattrap" in the new verson of the BWAB.
Show: Transformers: Beast Wars
Stories Featured in: Nightmare Before Moonrise, Before the Beast Wars

Strength: 8
Speed: 9
Intelligence: 8.5
Endurance: 7
Rank: 10
Courage: 9.5
Firepower: 5
Skill: 7

Name: TriDrac
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Alt Mode: Komodo Dragon
Function: Warrior
Faction: Maximals
Profile: Pantha's best friend back on Cybertron, TriDrac heard the femme was going to Earth and decided to help even though Pantha told him not to. He snuck into a pod, dumping out the old protoform that was once in there, and went into stasis. The two grew up together and Pantha treats Tri like a little brother, who often acts like a little brother in return. While they are close and are like bro and sis, they do fight some, but not often.
Weapons/Abilities: TriDrac has a tail sword, his scales can be daggers or throwing knives as well as boomerangs, he has an optic blast in his right optic and his claws and teeth are a powerful weapon for melee combat. He also has a laser that he keeps in subspace.
Weakness: TriDrac will rush into battle without thinking if Pantha is in trouble. He's also a hothead who doesn't think before he acts most of the time.
Motto: Oh joy. Predacons.
Show: Beast Wars
Stories Featured In: Nightmare Before Moonrise

Strength: 7.5
Speed: 7
Intelligence: 7
Endurance: 7.5
Rank: 6
Courage: 9
Firepower: 8.5
Skill: 6

Name: Alpha (Short for AlphaFighter)
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Faction: Autobot
Function: Medic/Warrior
Alt Form: A blue Ford truck
Weapons/Abilities: Alpha can make copies of herself, only holigrams at first, but then they become solid once she learns how to make them solid. She has a sword and a laser.
Weakness: Alpha is not a fighter by choice. She perfers to think things through and is very causious, which can sometimes be her downfall. She perfers to be in the med bay, but will fight when it is needed.
Profile: Alpha was once a 'Con medic, but after being trapped in ice and rescued by Jazz, the young femme turned to an autobot. It took some time to trust her, but eventually most of the 'Bots came around. Her brother, Omega was on Cybertron with the 'Cons after she had been revived and was transferred to Earth.
Motto: Oy. Vector Prime's gonna kill us for this, Omega. ((She and Omega always do things their master wouldn't agree on))
Show: Transformers
Stories Featured In: The Begining and the End

Strength: 7
Speed: 8
Intelligence: 9
Endurance: 7
Rank: 5
Courage: 8
Firepower: 7
Skill: 5

Name: Omega (OmegaFighter)
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Fraction: 'Con until he meets his sis
Function: Warrior
Alt Mode: Black Jet
Weapons/Ablilites: He has an invisablity cloak like thingy, but it only lasts for ten cycles until he learns how to make it last longer.
Weakness: Omega, unlike his sister, is a hothead. If anyone attacks or hurts Alpha, he goes wacko. He's over protective of Alpha and that gets him into trouble alot. He speaks his mind no matter who he's around and
Profile: After Alpha was reported as dead, Omega was transferred to Earth for some reason. During a fight with the Autobots, the mech was fighting a certain blue femme when he realized that she was his sister. Omega was shot after he yelled her name and went into stasis. Alpha picked him up and carried him back to the Autobots. After a bit of talking, Prime allowed Omega to stay as an Autobot. However, some people still don't trust the twins, but they ignore them. Omega was delighted when he found out his sister was alive, but now has a grudge against Megatron for lying to him and telling him that Alpha was dead.
Motto: You wanna mess with my sister, you gotta deal with me first! ((Like I said, very protective.))
Show: Transformers
Stories Featured In: The Begining and the End

Strength: 8
Speed: 6
Intelligence: 6
Endurance: 7
Rank: 5
Courage: 8
Firepower: 8
Skill: 5

Name: Kit. (Short for Kittar)
Age: 3-4
Gender: Female
Faction: Autobot
Function: none yet
Powers: Eh...dunno...
Family: Alpha and Omega
Alt mode: A white tiger
Profile: Kit's family died when she was young...er and she's lived on the streets. Coming from a planet that is runned by 'Cons, that's saying a lot. On a visit to their planet, Alpha and Omega met Kit while running from some 'Cons. They took her back to the base and she was made a mini-Autobot by Omega. While she doesn't fight much...at all, she still considers herself an autobot and is stubborn. She has taken Alpha in as her mother and Alpha took her in.

The Twin's History: Before becoming 'Cons, Alpha and Omega were taken from their home as sparklings by Vector Prime, who saw potentional in the twins and trained them. He saw their powers and their names and knew that he had to save them from their fate. He trained them up until they were twelve then let them go. Vector Prime was saddened when he saw them join the Decepticons, but knew he couldn't interfer anymore with their lives.

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