Breathe in. Get ready.

You're going to want to remember this feeling.

This is The Biggest Dick Ever Contest. Welcome to the first TwiFic Contest that's all about The Biggest Dick Ever.

It's not what you're thinking.

It's exactly what you're thinking.

Do we mean the Biggest Dick Ever as in, the biggest actual penis? Yes. Do we mean the Biggest Dick Ever as in someone who's acting like a huge dick? YES. Write one, write the other, write both, write it all. Maybe he's got a monster. Maybe he *is* the monster. Go on, give it to us. We're not scared. Let us see what you've got in your ... imagination.

Take your time, relax into it, feel this out. We've got an extra long submissions period, so you don't need to rush with that thing. We want your best, not your quickest. Submissions accepted starting mid-March 2017 and stretching all the way out until June 25, 2017. Exact dates will be posted with plenty of time and winners will be announced sometime in late June 2017, or when we can tell you're good and ready.

Collabs are more than welcome. Write alone, or with a friend. Sometimes it's so big, you just have to share.

Does The Biggest Dick Ever make you feel a little shy? That's okay. Feel free to stay anonymous when you submit. On the other hand, if you can't wait for the world to know about your Big Dick, go on and give us your name. We don't discriminate.

Write the Biggest Vamp Dick Ever or the Biggest Human Dick Ever. Write Edward's Big Dick, Jasper's Big Dick, Carlisle's Big Dick, hell, even Bella's Big Dick. All Twilight characters, pairings and crossovers are equally and eagerly sought. All big dicks must be in human form while big dick is in use.

Getting excited? Wail 'til you see our ... We'll be sighing and biting our lips with plenty of visual and musical inspiration over on our official contest Twitter, Tumblr, and Facebook group .

So come on. You know you want to. This is it. It's The Biggest Dick Ever. And we can't wait for you to give it to us.

When you know for sure that you're really, truly ready, send yours to thebiggestdickevercontest@ with the header:

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Disclaimer: The author does not own any publicly recognizable entities herein. No copyright infringement is intended.

The Biggest Dick ever is hosted by LovelyBrutal and Yellowglue

Judged by Capricorn75, itssophiebear, Jdifrans1, MissWinkles, and TruvyBlue

entries kept anonymous by PortiaKhalo

No word count minimum or maximum. No limit on number of entries per writer/collaboration. Give us everything. We can take it.

We think.