OneWhoNeedsTherapy
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Joined 07-24-05, id: 862260
Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and Lord of the Rings.

ThIs Is ThE AuThOr'S MoSt LoVaBle BuD AsHlEe! I Am On HeR AcCoUnT MuWaHaHaHa! HeR PrOfIlE SuCkS! ShE SaYs ThAt ShE HaS No PrOfIle AnD ThAt Is My PoInT ExActLy! ShE KiLlEd ThE SqUiRrEl! OkAy WeLl...

NaMe: ClAsSiFiEd InFoRmAtIoN

AgE: SoMeWhErE BeTwEen 13 AnD 18

MuSiC: AlL AmErIcAn ReJeCtS...LiNkIn PaRk...NiCkElBaCk...AnD OtHeRs (ShE CaN't ThInK)

AnD OtHeR NaMeLeSs StUfF:

AnImEs:

Fullmetal Alchemist

Inuyasha

Case Closed

D.N. Angel

And more...

Ok Its ME ArrogantPup5756 and here are some quotes from whatever!

My teachers at school:

"Shit...! Shoot! I said shoot! As in... I'm gonna shoot Rene!"

" 'Cuz if you do that, I'm gonna point at you and laugh, 'cuz that is pretty funny."

"Well, I wouldn't be talkin if I was you 'cuz you know you laugh like this, Huh-Huh...Huh-huh..."

"Jared, the sad truth is the world doesn't revolve around you."

"Honey, Its time to get the wax outta your ears."

OH MY GOD! Do you know what you just said! OH MY GOD! I'm gonna hit you!"

"Rosa Parks was not in the KKK!"

"I don't wanna know about smelly people."

"I didn't ask you!"

"He was NOT fat!"

"She didn't bake him a pie...? No... Moving on..."

"Now today we don't think 'Heh-heh He's a nurse, Heh-heh, he must be gay. HEH-HEH."

"When I was in junior high, I know so long ago, I'm surprised I remember."

"My dad's remote was named'Peggy, Paul, Joe, and John'. Ya. His kids you dingdong!"

"I got 10 minutes on the phone while Paul got five. But that's ok, Paul didn't have friends anyway."

"Ok, who thinks Jared needs special ed?"

"Did you say food city!"

"Alex owns Jack Daniels!"

"Now Mary Kate is a drug addict... Geez Mary..."

"Oh! Harris is holding the door for me! Prominent job, Harris! Will really get you somewhere in the future!"

"Ok, I'm gonna hug you because I told your mom I would embarass you."

The priests at our school

(Fr. Chris was talking at our Confirmation banquet and his phone goes off) Fr. Chris: "Its my call from God... Hello? Oh, hi, dad!"

Some random priest guy from another parish:And you my dear, are you a boy or a girl? Me "Girl..." Priest Guy: "I thought so. Your much to pretty to be a boy." Me: "Ok...Ummmm..."

My friends!

"Seeing a dog hit by a car makes me feel special" (you had to be there) (I LOVE KRISTIE -Ash)

"Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! My ass is stuck!"

"Omg! Ashlee! I went roar to a random lady! I thought it was you!"

"Erica, do you love me not in that way?"

"Maybe if I turn the mouse sideways..." (you had to be there)

"Go Eat Out? That's the name of the song! Omg! Can they sing that at church!" "Mary the song is Go Ye Out." "Oh."

Omg! My finger! Look at it! Omg!Look there it goes!" (you really had to be there) (yes yes you did...wait...when did this happen? -.-)-Ash

"Dun, dun, dun, its the spawn, its the spawn..." (The song goes on but I'm afraid its "R" rated...) (Yes, yes it is)- Ash

"I'm gonna get fat off these pretzels..." "I'm gonna get fat off of him... Wait! I SOOOO DID NOT mean it that way!" ( i REALLY didnt! It was a spur of the moment and hes realllllllly hot omg like so effin hot! HAyDEN cHRISTENSEN!)

Me "Hunter, you will one day become a man" Hunter "ribbit!"

"I'll rip out your tongue so you can't walk!"

"You know how people from Texas take 'you' and 'all' to get 'y'all'? Well, what if they take 'fried' and 'chicken' and get 'fricken'? You go into a store and say 'I want some freakin fricken!"

BOOYAH I AM BACK! -Says Ashlee

Anyways so she seriously needs to tell her friends about me...I feel so left out! I mean its ME! She supposed to charish me and love me AND BE LUCKY I EVEN PUT UP WITH HER! Ahem so she does know I'm on this but currently she is on the phone with me! W00t booYAH so...ya'll better read her stories and mine! I am "Sesshy's Sweetheart" because I L-O-V-E HIM! ANyways love u all very much! IM NOT cRAZYYYY!

ERICA--WE ARE sooo THROUGH

IM JOKING I LOVE U!

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Hold On by Silver Rain Drops reviews
In a world full of pain, you learn your only friend is the blade of a knife. Kagome's home is a wreck and her stepfather is from hell. She is ready, ready to take the plunge.... But what if she found something to Hold on too? InuKag MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Youkai no hanyou, Oniichan no Oniisama by newmooninuyasha reviews
Some of us may have noticed despite Sesshoumarus proud behavior, he has a knack for picking up lower class companions. What if that all started with his little brother...? From the author of 'Oniichan Inuyasha'
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Oniichan Inuyasha by newmooninuyasha reviews
Inuyasha meets his half sister Inukasumi, though they met once unknowingly long ago. There is much more to this story than meets the eye... a dash of classic takahashi humor. rated T for language and suggestive situations.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Inuyasha
Shikon Taisen: The Phantom Menace by newmooninuyasha reviews
An InuyashaStarwars crossover parody. Think 'phantom menace,' but with OnigumoNaraku as Anakin, Sesshoumaru as Quigon, and Inuyasha as Obiwan. A must for star wars and Inuyasha fans. Expect to see the entire saga 'Inuyasharized' in near future.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
What the YYH cast is REALLY like by Kuramafan reviews
Yes, everyone claims that they know what the characters of Yuyu Hakusho look and act like...but that's only on camera. Warning:Do NOT read if you don't have a good sense of humor for the show!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003
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Lord of the Rings: The real story reviews
What happens when there are tommy guns, Gimlis in trunks, hobbits fighting over cars and crazy elf cops? One hell of a story! FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Don't Call Me Emu reviews
Shippo POV. There's this new guy at school. He's... different. Everyone's making fun of him. Can Shippo stop the teasing and become friends with the new guy or will he join in the teasing?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Shippō, Inuyasha