I'm a skeleton if you hadn't noticed already. It's pretty obvious, to say the least. Anyway, I'm The Fallen Warden and yes, I have sword and a shield. Basic necessities for life for a skeleton like me. I'll have to kill anyone who claims we have any sort of gender. Guess what? We don't. Deal with it.

I'm four hundred million, nine hundred seventy-two thousand, and sixty-seven years old as of November 3rd, 2016 (which is when I updated this post. Dammit FanFiction... If you could only self-update by yourself. My fingers are too boney for this.)

Additional Information:

-I'm old. I don't care if you call me old. At least I live longer than you humans. So fragile and mortal. As a skeleton, I don't die m8. I AM INFINITE LIVES.

Here's the Cliché FanFiction Profile for you fleshy scrubs:

Name: The Fallen Warden

Age: 400, 972, 070 years old.

Gender: None, you despicable humans! (srsly tho, im a woman :p)

Likes: Slaying humans, Swords, Shields, my very own skull, reading books (I can see, FYI), Drawing, Playing the Piano, Ukulele, Cello, Guitar (Both Acoustic and Electric), watching Anime and Movies (Again, I can see).

Dislikes Food (It gets really messy and I would to clean my bones if I dare eat), Humans in general (They always assume my darn gender!), Toothpicks, Clubs and Maces, Cookies (I used to remember how good cookies were when I was a fleshy idiot back then).

OTP: Stick (My ultimate cursed sword) X Bark (My ultimate cursed shield).

I made a discord server for any questions you might have:

Discord Server