Kagome: Konnichiwa, minna! Watashi wa Higurashi Kagome!

Inuyasha: These are those 'american' fans you were tellin' me about, Kagome. They speak 'eng-oo-rish'.

Kagome: Yes, I know but...that's my line! I open everything like that. Besides, I'm sure some of them know what it means.

Inuyasha: You wanna bet?

Kagome:sigh: Mou, Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: Heh! Bet they don't even know what that means!

Kagome: Excuse him, please. We've decided to share a few stories that didn't make it to filming. We've got a couple of friends, Nillia and Kurokiba, that help us relay these stories to you because...well, I'm not finished taking my english classes yet, and I don't know enough to type it myself!

Inuyasha: Yeah, and I don't know about her, but I'm freakin' sick and tired of seeing some of the sick shit you brats put up on this site. :He pulls out a stack of papers: Kagome in a rock band? Me as a pirate? Kagome n' me makin' out! Kikyou going completely nuts? And what is this CRAP you all have me doing with Sesshoumaru? You're all damn lucky I haven't decided to come over there and KILL Y-

Kagome: Osuwari.

Inuyasha- :big slam: GYEAHK.

Kagome: We won't have any readers if you threaten and rant at them!

Inuyasha: Well I'm not just going to kiss their asses like you want me to!

Kagome: Be quiet.

Inuyasha, in a mocking voice: Bee quiiet!

Kagome: PLEASE be quiet.

Inuyasha: Keh.

Kagome: I hope you enjoy the stories we've got! If you like them, please let us and our translators know! You can also find illustrations at and !