this Started out as a graphic description of all the things I would want to do to Ethan Morgan if I could get him alone and vulnerable locked in a room with me but since I just love Benny and Ethan together so much it's become BennyxEthan more than anything, so basically everything after the first chapter and the first part of the second chapter is gonna be nothing but BennyxEthan

Dipper is soon to be eighteen and he and his sister return to Gravity Falls for their summer holidays. in the woods he unearths an old adversary. IT GETS GAY. IT GETS KINKY. THERE'S A TWIST THAT I'M SURE YOU WON'T EXPECT. IT GAVE ME A BRAIN ANEURYSM WRITING IT. HALLE-FUCKIN-LUJAH. (fun fact all the chapter names are names of songs that pertain the story, so if u want look em up)

Tom's an alcoholic detective for the LAPD, Jerry's a wanted Fugitive with a tragic past, and on one fateful night Jerry Drives the drunken detective home and their lives change forever. DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN? WELL BOY HOWDY LEMME TELL YA *coughs violently*